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An El Camino Through the Corkscrew At Laguna Seca

In this Olds 455 Episode: Mental can't drive a CRX Chris raw dogs the notes, Chrissy takes a stroll by the ocean And Tim learns how to use a trailer hitch.

Episode 455 is the hangover show from the 24 Hours of Lemons 20th Anniversary race at Laguna Seca; invitation only, one day, and the reason you didn't get an episode last week.

We took an El Camino through the Corkscrew. Theme was business up front, party in the back. Nine drivers, 40 minute shifts we somehow actually stuck to, 164 laps, 9th overall and 2nd in class, and it ran out of gas roughly five feet after the race, so we finished with a dance party on the roof of it.

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WHAT HAPPENED AT LAGUNA

• A 280,000-mile C5 got the blue flag shown to a brand new GT3 RS with paper plates

• Tim's Sunday student bought a 2015 911 with 1,600 miles on it five months ago, had never been on a track, and gathered up a full slide at the Andretti hairpin on command

• The paddock didn't open to Lemons until 6pm, there are no race motors after 5 at Laguna, so the kill switch test just... happened on raceday

• Our BS sheet got so soaked in beer the judge couldn't write on it with a Sharpie

• Italian Job came from Philadelphia and served 300 pounds of cheesesteaks

• If we missed you, we're sorry. We were drunk.

AND BEFORE ALL THAT

• The Solstice transmission went in after a fight, and then had to come straight back out

• A wheel bearing race against a UPS truck, lost at noon and won at 12:15

• Nine miles per gallon, four days, a dog, and allegedly 24 cases of wine

• Cracked sidewalls at 40,000 miles — and what the dealer quietly admitted about the compound they put on new trucks

LINKS Diecast endurance racing on a belt sander — Peter Vieira, The Autopian: https://www.theautopian.com/this-guy-is-endurance-racing-164-diecast-cars-on-a-belt-sander-and-the-cars-have-been-running-29-days-nonstop-watch-live/ 

Live timing: https://www.diecastendurance.com/ 

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bchFl18XY0o 

Denver's robotaxis can't get tickets, but are getting egged — Elizabeth Pond, The Denver Gazette: https://www.denvergazette.com/2026/10/18/denver-waymos-are-being-egged/ 

Finnish tractor pull — Stephen Edelstein, The Drive: https://www.thedrive.com/news/finnish-farmers-make-tractor-pulls-more-exciting-by-adding-a-big-hill 

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwxVnR422M 

"Death Wish" on Racing Junk: https://www.racingjunk.com/golf-carts/184831980/custom-quadricycle.html?category_id=1525&np_offset=2

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106 Cars. Two Judges. One Car Shaped Like a Foot.

In the ‘Murica 454 Episode; Mental finds a large piece of pipe 4 ft down in concrete, Tim is sticky and doesn't know why, Chrissy’s car should yell at deer in the road meanwhile 

Chris is trying to figure out why the rear caliper is leaking while nothing is happening. Really Mental and Tim tell us everything that happened at the Buttonwillow race two weeks ago. Here’s a hint- it was face of the sun hot! 

A team of rookies showed up at Buttonwillow with an Acura Integra that they had turned into a giant human foot. Veins painted on it. An ankle. Somebody may or may not have drawn a Camel cigarette logo on one of the toenails. We put it in C class and we did not care what was under it.

Episode 454 is the Buttonwillow hangover: our full 24 Hours of Lemons recap from The Butt, two weeks on, now that everyone can form sentences again. 106 cars, 105 degrees, and a judging staff that started as four people and ended up as what Mental generously called a judge and a half.

The driving was bad. Really bad. Bad enough that they ran out of punishments by Saturday afternoon and started recycling them. Bad enough that Tom Webb called a mandatory Sunday morning driver's meeting, and made everyone meet at the one place on the property they'd been failing to use correctly all weekend. 

It didn't help.

The people, though, were tremendous. They always are.

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WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BUTT

Wrong-hole-itis: teams entering and exiting the track through whatever gap they liked

Four separate teams, many of them engineers, defeated by one children's jigsaw puzzle

A rookie team raising money for a dog rescue who spent a 100-degree weekend in full black ninja costumes selling fresh fruit cups. Sorry for Party felt, well, sorry and eventually gave them an EZ-up out of pity.

Tim's cool shirt failed three different ways in one stint: iced with no water, then a fitting that blew off and hosed him down, then a box nobody strapped in

The LA firefighters put on full turnout gear in 105 degrees to do a demo, then cut a car apart with the jaws of life

Sunday morning: a car shaped like a foot parked next to a car shaped like a wiener, as a visual aid

AWARDS

Dual Heroic Fix: a rookie Mini team who discovered the previous owner installed the clutch backwards, fixed it off YouTube overnight — and 30 college kids who blew up their Accord and got it back on the track Sunday to cheers

I Got Screwed: a cone kicked up by another car shattered a windshield in the driver's line of sight while they were leading C

Organizer's Choice: the foot. The judging notes read, in full, "it's a foot."

IOE: a bone stock Iron Duke S10 that had a transmission driven in from Los Angeles overnight

Everyone Racers is a weekly amateur endurance racing podcast for people who build cheap race cars and drive them hard. Lemons, ChampCar, LuckyDog, SCCA, NASA. We don't discriminate.

RX-7 and ½ at the 2003 GRM Challenge (David S. Wallens @ Grassroots Motorsports) https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/mazda-rx-7-and-trailer/

Mazda’s E-SUV That Hurls Obscenities (Jason Torchinsky @ The Autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/mazda-will-now-sell-you-a-car-that-enhances-your-ability-to-scream-profanitities-at-people/ 

Researchers Test AI’s  Driving Ability. Grok sucks (Adam Ismail, @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/uh-oh-chatgpt-can-drive-a-car-and-grok-crashed-immediately

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We Held a Séance With Our Range Rover It Didn't Help.

On the second night of the Colorado Lemons Rally, we put a lit candelabra on the hood of a Range Rover & held a séance to ask the ghosts of the founders of the Rover Group why it was leaking coolant. They were unhelpful. The wax is still on the hood.

In this BMW M1 episode 453, Mental has a dusty butt, Eric makes cat/supercharger noises, Chrissy types feverishly & Chris didn’t go to public school 

Really, we talk all about our experience on the 2026 Lemons Rally Colorado Breakdown with our 2008 Range Rover & 1993 Volvo 945 turbo.  

Episode 453 is the full 24 Hours of Lemons Colorado Rally recap. Three days, eighteen cars, Denver to Craig to Grand Junction & back, with Eric Kritzler — DJ 914 — sitting in for Tim, who was busy getting sunburned at Buttonwillow. Our theme was The Coastal Elite: popped collars, boat shoes, a top hat, enormous diamond earrings, a sweater draped over the shoulders, a pocket full of fake hundred dollar bills, & three days of calling each other "my good man."

Two cars, both bought on a whim: an 18-year-old Range Rover on its fifth owner, & a 1993 Volvo 940 Turbo wagon that Eric won at auction from 1,200 miles away. The seller left the keys under the mat & wasn't there. Eric drove it 700 miles to Colorado with no working radio, in total silence, & called it cathartic.

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WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE

At the Stanley Hotel the challenge was to recreate a scene from The Shining. Nobody planned for Chrissy to be the star. Chrissy became the star. "Here's Chrissy."

We left a note on the Range Rover's dash: the car is not broken, we'll be right back

Lunch beside a river on actual china, with a tablecloth & a candelabra, eating grocery store shrimp

A man walked up to our car in the middle of a nice town & simply got in. We took him to our Airbnb.

Handing out fake $100 bills, including to a gas station clerk who told her entire staff she'd gotten a hundred dollar tip

The awards, including a 1957 International race truck with a Volvo five-cylinder, Crown Vic suspension, no windows, & a full Austin Powers costume in the heat

ALSO IN THIS EPISODE

Lemons is racing Laguna Seca, & the 45-car field was picked by writing team names on 10mm sockets & fishing them out of a pan of used oil by hand

A Stellantis patent for an EV that ejects its own burning battery pack & drives away from it

The Batman Returns Batmobile heads to auction at $5-7 million. It's two Impala chassis welded together under hand-laid fiberglass. That's a Lemons build.

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GRM Covers Twenty Ridiculous Years of Lemons (Colin Wood @ Grassroots Motorsports)  https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/for-the-first-time-24-hours-of-lemons-races-at-laguna-seca/ 

Your Future EV Might Eject It's battery Pack & Drive Away from It 

(Peter Vieira @ The Autopian)  https://www.theautopian.com/your-future-ev-might-use-its-12-volt-battery-and-exploding-bolts-to-drive-away-from-its-flaming-main-battery-patent/ 

Micheal Keaton’s Batmobile Heads to Auction (Jerry Perez @ The Drive)  https://www.thedrive.com/news/the-batmobile-that-michael-keaton-hustled-in-batman-returns-could-fetch-7m 

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Eighty percent of the incidents at Buttonwillow happen at one corner. It's a slight rise, the curve keeps going as you climb it, and there's a flag station at the top holding all the information about whatever tragedy is waiting on the other side. It's called Phil Hill. Don't be a statistic on it.

Episode 452 is a big one: our full 24 Hours of Lemons Buttonwillow preview, yes, The Butt, plus the results from NCM and everything you need for the Colorado Lemons Rally. In this old Russian Van Episode 452; Chris double twangs ratchet straps

Chrissy requires you to bring something other than grapes to the rally dinner

Tim aka, Ol’ asbestos balls, is at it again while Accu-Mental warns you of the weather at Buttonwillow raceway, AKA The Butt.

106 cars are entered at Buttonwillow this weekend. Tim is racing it, Mental is judging it, and we walk all 13 turns of the clockwise layout; Sunrise, Off Ramp, Cotton Corners, Grapevine, Club Corner, Bus Stop, Truck Stop, Riverside, Phil Hill, Sweeper, Star Mazda, the Esses and Sunset. Also with the schedule, the gate fee nobody expects, and the Accu-Mental Forecast. Short version on the weather: 99 on Thursday, and no, you do not want that rain you're wishing for. It turns the place into peanut butter and adds thirty pounds to your car.

Meanwhile Chris and Chrissy are hosting AND running the Colorado Lemons Rally, which launches from their driveway. There is a five-foot hole in the yard. There is caution tape. We are all a little worried.

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FROM NCM (BOWLING GREEN, KY)

Team Non Sequitur took the overall lead with under 15 minutes left

Mom's Friendly Racing Company was 8th overall with 15 minutes to go, blew up, and finished the race on jack stands leaking into a drip pan. We made them push it to the awards ceremony and keep leaking in front of everybody.

Heroic Fix: a dad drove 600 miles home to Alabama for a charge pipe. He left his son at the track.

A team climbed a barbed-wire fence at 5:30 in the morning to retrieve another team's forgotten tires

IOE: drag racers who'd never turned left or right showed up with a fist-sized hole in the bell housing patched with wire mesh and JB Weld. They ran 230+ laps.

97 degrees and humid, the most fueling issues anyone could remember at a Lemons race

ALSO IN THIS EPISODE

A 50th-annual figure-8 championship that ended in two felony counts.

A Waymo that spent ten minutes afraid of a puddle, and another that drove through a farmers market.

A Jeep that lost its axle brackets in Moab and got ratchet-strap fixed to drive 150 miles home

Tim's clutch disintegrated into itchy fuzz, and the internet had thoughts

Remembering Lemons staffer Rob Anders

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Figure 8 Championship results in 2 Felony Charges (Adam Ismail @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/figure-8-race-devolves-into-chaos-and-a-driver-felony-charge 

Waymo Scared of the Water (Lousi Casiano @ Fox Business)  

https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/video-shows-waymo-driverless-vehicle-stuck-ai-loop-flooded-phoenix-street 

Waymo Drives through a Denver Farmers Market https://www.denver7.com/news/local-news/waymo-caught-on-video-driving-through-south-pearl-farmers-market-during-setup  

Triangulated Ratchet Straps get 4 wheeler 150 home (David Tracy @ The Autopian) 

https://www.theautopian.com/how-an-off-roader-replaced-his-jeeps-broken-suspension-with-ratchet-straps-then-drove-150-miles-home/ 

 2002 SS Camaro for $6k in Ephrata PA on Racing Junk

https://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184797033/ 

Your Light Bar Will Fail. Here's What Actually Passes Tech

In this episode Mercedes Rally SLC 450; Chrissy has never raced at night, Chris did not fix the boat, but Mental did fix the 912 and Tim is paking up to drive across country….again. And if you show up at High Plains Raceway with a light bar on your roof, you are going to fail light tech. If you tape over the top of it, you are still going to fail. There is a light meter, there are measuring boards, and there is a hard 40-inch cutoff.

Episode 450 is our full 24 Hours of Lemons High Plains Raceway preview — and this one is a true 24-hour race. Green flag at noon Saturday, checkers at noon Sunday, running straight through the night on a completely unlit track thirty minutes from the nearest anything. Ninety cars are entered. Chris, Chrissy and Tim are racing it. Mental is one of the four judges who will be holding the light meter.

We cover the race car lighting rules in detail, the complete weekend schedule from Thursday gates to Sunday awards, the weather for Deer Trail, Colorado, night-driving technique for your first race in the dark, and our patented E1R Virtual Track Walk — every corner at High Plains, from three people who've raced it.

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WHAT'S IN THIS EPISODE

• The lighting rules that will actually get you black flagged, explained by the guy checking them

• Why your stock headlights are the best answer, and why lights and wiring don't count against your $500

• All numbers self-illuminated — door plus hood and/or roof. No, you can't shine a magnetic light at them.

• Full schedule: Thursday night test session, Friday's two test sessions, assigned tech times, mandatory light tech Friday 8:00–9:30

• Weather: gusts to 33 Thursday night. Secure your EZ-ups or watch them leave.

• Night driving: tinted visors, dazzle, letting your eyes adjust, and why you keep your eyes moving in the dark

• Turn by turn at High Plains — including the High Plains Drifter, the corner Chrissy openly hates

• How to read the LED flag boards at night, and why a flashing "green" is never green

• Grassroots Motorsports Ultimate Track Car: an F-18 pilot who listed his cat as a sponsor

• The Austin robotaxi with no brake fluid, no master cylinder, and no brake lines anywhere in it

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Navy Pilot’s Ultimate Track Car Sponsored by his cat..’Beans” (Colin Wood @ GRM)

https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/utcc-confirmed-impreza-wrx-sti-sponsored-by-a-cat-named-beans/ 

Tesla Decides with DOT rules apply to it's Cyber taxis (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) 

https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-cybercab-isnt-just-missing-a-steering-wheel-it-doesnt-even-have-brake-lines  

A Drive by wire remote control tractor….from the 80’s Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive)

https://www.thedrive.com/news/kubotas-remote-control-tractor-was-an-80s-flop-this-guy-just-found-a-survivor 

‘Almost’ Lemons Race Ready MR2 on Racing Junk!

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This 4,300 lb Chrysler Won Racing's Best Trophy

In this Ford big block stroker episode 449; Chrissy wrecks a riding mower (not on a race track though), Chris was chief judge and makes a bluping exhaust noise, Mental talks about Yoga, I mean Yugo, Tim tried to body build by moving a cast iron stove, and we have Julian on to talk about how the Pacific Raceway. 

Fifty cars took the green at Pacific Raceways. Fewer than twenty were still running at the checker. And in two full days of racing, Chris — who was chief judge for the weekend — handed out exactly one severe penalty.

That never happens. Episode 449 is our full 24 Hours of Lemons Pacific Raceways race recap from both sides of the fence: Chris was judging it, and our guest was racing it.

Sometimes-Lemons-judge Julian Cordle brought his family, a 2005 Chrysler 300C, an inflatable polar bear, and fifty pounds of Alaskan reindeer sausage to Kent, Washington — and drove home with the Index of Effluency, the most coveted award in low-buck endurance racing. It's given to the team that has no business finishing and finishes anyway. His car weighs 4,300 pounds empty, runs all-wheel drive, and rides on three-year-old $83 tires.

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WHAT'S IN THIS EPISODE

Why episode 449 is a Ford FE big block — the engine that beat Ferrari at Le Mans, now available as a 449ci stroker

Bonneville got nine inches of rain the day the land speed car was ready. Nine.

Moving a 450-pound cast iron wood stove with winches, a 6x6, and one badly regretted lower back

A Tesla robotaxi in Austin quoted a 2.3-mile trip at 66 minutes — and another one ended its shift and put a four-time Tesla owner out three miles from home

A 1990 Yugo with 25 miles on it sold for $27,257, and the Petersen Automotive Museum was the underbidder

Arizona lawnmower racing: 80 mph, tethered kill switches, no blades, "How the West Was Mowed"

Heroic Fix: their Fiero blew a clutch, so they bought an entire Mustang that had been sitting in a field for seven years, chased live mice out of it, and raced it

Judge's Choice: a rookie dad, three kids, a 70hp Civic, a blown head gasket in cylinder three, and a YouTube video

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Don't Race Pacific Raceways Until You Watch This Track WalkIn this Ferrari 500 Episode 448 (gotta listen to find out why episode 448 is named after the 550 Barchetta Pininfarina, which is 485hp of V12 with a canvas tent in the trunk )... Chris has fuel in his air, Chrissy gives a ladder 101 lesson, Tim waits 3 days for wine while Mental breaks a 1 of 1 valve cover.Fifty cars, nine turns, one blind corner with a concrete wall at the apex — and a crowd sitting right behind it. This is the Everyone Racers Pacific Raceways track walk you want in your head before the green flag drops in Kent, Washington this weekend.Episode 448 is our full 24 Hours of Lemons Pacific Raceways preview: the weekend schedule, the weather, the entry list, and our patented E1R Virtual Track Walk, a turn-by-turn Pacific Raceways track guide from people who have judged it, raced it, and gotten it wrong in front of witnesses.If you're a first-time Pacific Raceways racer, or you're an armchair endurance racer who just likes hearing how a 2.25-mile road course bolted onto a drag strip actually drives, hit SUBSCRIBE. We do this every single week, for free, for the world of low-dollar racing and oddball car culture.WHAT'S IN THIS EPISODEWHAT CHA WORKING ON?? - A cracked, discontinued VW valve cover that nearly killed a Bonneville land speed run - A direct-injection outboard troubleshooting saga in real timeNEWS & NOTES: New York fire departments drag racing ladder trucks (yes, the crew jumps off while it's moving), Colombia's semi-truck autocross with the trailers still attached, and DoorDash now delivering OEM dealer parts same daySHOW ME YOUR JUNK: a 1989 TVR Tuscan Challenge — 400hp Rover V8, 2,000 lbs, $27,500The 50-car Lemons entry list, including a 1963 Studebaker Avanti and a '74 Datsun 620 pickupFull weekend schedule: gates, testing day, BS tech, driver's meeting, awards ceremony, Kent WA race weekend weather forecast, and yes, there's rain in it. Quiet hours, no fluid disposal, no power, and why the fuel pumps are a very long walkEveryone Racers is a weekly amateur endurance racing podcast for people who build cheap race cars and drive them hard — Lemons, ChampCar, LuckyDog, SCCA, NASA. We don't discriminate.Got a question or a show topic? Drop it in the comments — we answer them on the air. Email: [email protected] Instagram / Facebook: @everyoneracersSUBSCRIBE for a new episode every week. We're chasing 1,000 subscribers — you clicking that button genuinely moves the needle.#24HoursOfLemons #PacificRaceways #EnduranceRacing🏁 Subscribe to Everyone Racers and help us hit 1,000 subscribers.Sign up for the Potluck, don’t be lame!https://forums.24hoursoflemons.com/viewtopic.php?id=43191 Get Panda Planner! Seriously, it's $30 bucks man.https://www.panda-planner.com/Panda Planner How To YouTube;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G7zntrrMpMJoin our F1 Fantasy League https://fantasygp.com/leagues/ Use code 74259541 to join in the fun3 Pedal Mafia Lemons World - https://youtu.be/wGfAxGX3vHk?si=YInVSrCTFgkXdCVF Those cool light number panels from Amazonhttps://a.co/d/9wDuvek 🔍 KEYWORDS (Feedin that algorithm yo) Pacific Raceways 24 Hours of Lemons track walk"pacific raceways turn by turn track guide""how to drive pacific raceways road course""24 hours of lemons pacific raceways schedule""first time racing pacific raceways tips""pacific raceways turn 9 concrete wall"

Real Monterey Car Week

In this Mercedes People carrier Episode 447, Chrissy’s dislocated pinky is Citroen better, Chris drives on some rocks, Mental is drowning in ACVW parts and Tim gets real itchy. Actually we bring on Neal Losey on to talk about Concourse d’Lemons, and why you should go check it out!Forget million-dollar hypercars. The best part of Monterey Car Week might be the cars nobody else would let onto the lawn.Five-time National Effing Champion Neal Losey joins Everyone Racers to take us inside the 2026 Concours d’Lemons, the gloriously disreputable counterpoint to the Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance—and possibly the purest celebration of weird car culture anywhere.While Pebble Beach is polishing priceless classics, Concours d’Lemons fills the Seaside City Hall lawn with forgotten marques, questionable engineering, tiny cars, enormous drivers, former demolition-derby survivors and automotive decisions that seemed like a good idea at the time.In other words: our people.Neal tells us what it’s actually like inside Concours d’Lemons during Monterey Car Week, including the packed crowds, bizarre awards, Lemons racers, rally cars, kids painting race cars, Buttercup the horse-car becoming a slide, and the Red Fang Chevy wagon arriving the most Lemons way possible: being pushed across the grass because it stopped running.That wagon has an even better ending. After winning an Index of Effluency, becoming a Red Fang tribute car and appearing at Concours, it was sold to a group of excited 22-year-old dairy farmers from Visalia preparing to become brand-new Lemons racers.That right there is why we love this community.But this is Everyone Racers, so before we reach Monterey, things get appropriately weird.We recap the Hell on Wheels Lemons Rally, including a Mitsubishi camper, a 1959 Edsel, an International Harvester, a V8-swapped RX-7, a purple Smart car and two rescue puppies. Chris and Chrissy take an old Range Rover through Colorado, where Chrissy dislocates a pinky mountain biking, Chris performs a field-expedient repair, and they continue hiking because apparently pain is merely advisory.Tim talks Pebble Beach, PGA HOPE, moving to Maine, his ’59 El Camino and the rapidly expanding definition of “garage project.” Mental works on the land-speed VW and Porsche 912. Neal shares the incredible story of his mother’s 1966 Mustang, bought new with six-tenths of a mile and later V8-swapped by her personally.We also hit automotive news, cheap race cars, Honda selling pieces of racing history, a spectacularly expensive Ferrari, terrible car names and the latest opportunity to make financially irresponsible racing decisions.Above all, this episode is about what Neal calls the world around Lemons: weird cars, rallies, racing, ridiculous ideas and people genuinely excited about the things they love.If you’re into 24 Hours of Lemons, amateur endurance racing, low-budget motorsports, DIY race cars, classic cars, Monterey Car Week, weird automotive history or garage-built insanity, you’ve found your people.Because expensive cars are nice.But pure dumb joy is better.Check out Neal’s Radio Shows, Morning Cup & Night Train on Demand here;https://www.kcbx.org/programs-ondemandUber Rich Guy pays too much for a stupid Ferrari (Matt Hardigee @ the Autopian)https://www.theautopian.com/someone-just-spent-40000000-on-the-first-ferrari-luce-ev-because-the-world-makes-no-sense/ Honda Will Sell And Restore Its Iconic Race Cars Through New Heritage Racing Program (Andy Kalmowitz @ Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/2235518/honda-restore-iconic-race-cars/Naming a New Vehicle Is Way Harder Than You Think (Dan Roth @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/naming-a-new-vehicle-is-way-harder-than-you-think-and-experts-still-arent-sure-ford-got-it-rightPGA Reach Foundationhttps://www.pgareach.org/Any VW Rabbit in Stillwater MN for $3k on Racing Junk https://www.racingjunk.com/volkswagen/184812654

Triumph! General Wakemen Problems Couldn't Stop The Charge!

The regular Everyone Racers crew missed the 24 Hours of Lemons race at Thompson Speedway Motorsports Park—but Uncle Dave was there, and Jeff makes his triumphant return to explain exactly how much trouble two experienced amateur racers can find in one weekend.

In this EVAP episode 446; Mental eats Lamb Chops at an AC/DC concert, Tim drunk finishes 2nd in a golf tourney, but #1 in fun, Chrissy consoles Jeff for a blend line violation and Chris helps Hack Factory win B. 

Really we welcome back Uncle Dave and Jeff to discuss the Thompson Race last weekend! BTW, if Jeff had listened last week about the blend line, they would have won. 

Yep, episode 446 is the complete Thompson Lemons race recap: test day, tech inspection, race strategy, fast pit stops, questionable traffic, award-winning themes, broken race cars and the relentless phenomenon known as “General Wakeman Problems.”

Dave arrives with his 1986 Toyota Cressida freshly repaired after New Jersey: transmission, clutch, driveshaft, center support bearing, universal joint and a questionable hub. The Cressida develops a vicious one-wheel peel during Friday testing, so Dave adjusts the cross weight until the car finally hooks up, then spends the rest of the day fighting a generator that works perfectly until the sun comes out.

Naturally, Thompson still delivers a torrential downpour.

With only Dave and Jeff driving Saturday’s nine-hour race, the Cressida climbs from roughly 31st to sixth overall. Their reward is a broken cool-shirt system, an accidental fire-extinguisher discharge during a pit stop, Dave taking extinguisher powder directly to the face and a dehydrated Jeff discovering that his drink tube now tastes like fire-suppression chemicals.

Sunday somehow gets better.

An exceptional pit stop puts Jeff back on track during a full-course yellow, where he immediately accepts a friendly wave into traffic and earns a blend-line violation black flag. He recovers, drives the Cressida into the top five and puts the team within reach of a podium.

Then, with approximately 40 minutes remaining, a another car locks its brakes and hits the Cressida’s right-front wheel. Jeff limps the damaged car back with a binding brake, ending their charge toward third place.

But General Wakeman Problems do not respect the checkered flag.

While packing, Jeff crushes his phone in the hatch of his Veloster N, discovers its battery is dead after the hatch stayed open all weekend and drives home unable to restart the car at fuel or meal stops.

We also cover the Thompson award winners and themes, cage-tech lessons, tow-strap rules, aggressive traffic, race results and why a well-built 180-horsepower Toyota can embarrass much faster machinery through consistency and strong pit work.

Elsewhere in Episode 446:

• P0446 EVAP-code misery • Mental’s work on the Project 213 land-speed Ghia • AC/DC with luxury-box lamb chops • Lotus wiring removal and DIY camping batteries • Garage insulation and kitchen remodeling • Competitive yoga at Red Rocks • New Jersey police disguised as shrubbery • Subaru’s attempt to make its cars more fun

Cops in NJ Wearing Gilly Suits (Stephen Edelstein @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/cops-imitating-plants-catch-74-drivers-on-their-phones-in-six-hours

Subaru launches SVPO for fun! (Fred Smith @ Road & Track) https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a73257286/subaru-is-dedicating-a-team-to-making-its-cars-more-fun/

04 BMW 325 Autocross Track Weapon on Racing Junk 

https://www.racingjunk.com/other/184815764/2004-bmw-325ci-autocross-car.html

Get Panda Planner! Seriously, it's $30 bucks man.

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3 Pedal Mafia Lemons World - https://youtu.be/wGfAxGX3vHk?si=YInVSrCTFgkXdCVF 

Those cool light number panels from Amazon

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#24HoursOfLemons #ThompsonSpeedway #EnduranceRacing #GrassrootsMotorsports #EveryoneRacers

Heartbroken, We're Missing Thompson!

In this Wildcat 445 Episode, Mental points at the wrong part, Tim can’t identify smoke, Chrissy gushes about ice cream and tells you when to shower while Chris enjoys a tepid tub. 

Really, we’re a little heartbroken. Because for the first time in Everyone Racers history, none of us will be at the 24 Hours of Lemons race at Thompson Speedway Motorsports Park, and naturally, the weather forecast looks fantastic. 

You’re welcome.

Before the green flag drops in Thompson, Connecticut, we deliver the full race-weekend survival guide: arrival times, test day, BS and tech, the Saturday potluck, strict quiet hours, Sunday’s late start, crowded paddock logistics, trailer drop, fueling, pit vehicles, showers, and why you should leave before the golf course starts launching balls toward the paddock.

Then comes the famous Everyone Racers Virtual Track Walk.

We break down Thompson’s strange combination of road course, oval and changing pavement, including pit out, visual references, passing zones, flag stations, elevation, camber, bumps, surface transitions, traffic management and the corners most likely to punish overconfidence.

Whether you’re a Thompson rookie or have already collected trophies and broken parts there, this is the Thompson Speedway track guide to watch before the race.

More importantly, we provide critical navigation to Bogey’s Ice Cream and Snack Shop: leave the track through the parking lot, continue through the country club parking lot and go around to the back. Bring a bike, scooter or patient teammate, expect a line and respect the enormous portions.

Also, ask the rest of your team whether they want ice cream before returning alone and eating yours in front of them. That is how broken race cars become broken friendships, just ask Chrissy.

Elsewhere in Episode 445:

• Mental prepares a land-speed car with wheel smoothies, Lexan and a drag parachute he may eventually have to deploy himself.

• Tim hauls 2,100 pounds of drywall, prices $4,000 worth of insulation and welcomes his 1941 Lincoln Continental project.

• Chris rewires the Lotus, climbs Colorado fourteeners without enough water and returns to sailboat racing.

• We discuss Flock license-plate-reader failures, Waymo crash data and a Zoox robotaxi that drove into an active fire scene.

• “Show Us Your Junk” brings a BMW 6 Series race-car project, a sorted Saab 9-3 Lemons racer benefiting Ranger Road and charity seats in Paul Dolan’s 1941 Ford for Lemons of Love.

• Listener feedback proves this community can inspire rookie race teams—and turns four podcasters into spaghetti eaters using AI… err…”AL”

If you race 24 Hours of Lemons, ChampCar, Lucky Dog, SCCA, NASA or any other form of budget endurance racing, subscribe to Everyone Racers.

We’re closing in on 450 subscribers and chasing 1,000 by the end of the year. Help us get there—and send us your Thompson victories, failures, track-walk corrections, ice-cream photos and broken dreams in the comments.

Flock Cameras Still Suck (Joel felder @ The Drive) 

https://www.thedrive.com/news/inside-the-flock-dragnet-how-systemic-errors-led-to-police-ambushing-me-for-no-reason?utm_source=beehiiv&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=the-drive-newsletter&_bhlid=5847afc866a665f623bf7156cfb450bd51bb6527

Waymo Still Sucks, but Apparently You Suck Worse (Stephen Edelstein @ The Drive) 

https://www.thedrive.com/news/waymos-self-driving-cars-crash-less-often-than-human-drivers-study 

Zoox Suck So Bad They’re recalled (Sean O’Kane @ Tech Crunch)

https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/17/zoox-issues-software-recall-after-a-robotaxi-got-confused-by-heavy-smoke/   

BMW 6-Series Race Car - $4,800, Venice CA, with 16 pictures on Racing Junk

https://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184810123/6-series-race-car.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=1#10 

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#24HoursOfLemons #ThompsonSpeedway #AmateurRacing #EnduranceRacing #EveryoneRacers