Welcome back to Everyone Racers, the only show where bad decisions, worse cars, and questionable life choices add up to great stories.

In this terrible VW Ep 412; Tim encourages you to buy a Miata and hoon it. Chris works out with Wood while slinging double deuces on his ‘slade. Chrissy gets bitten by barbed wire and gives just the tip on not getting hurt. Mentals Porsche Transmission toothpick is still broken and Rally Master Jeff is on a boat!!

Really this week, we’re joined by one of the true legends of the 24 Hours of Lemons universe — Jeff Stobbs, Rally Master, chaos coordinator, and the man who has seen more sketchy cars, stranger roadside repairs, and unhinged rally decisions than anyone alive.

If you love:

🔥 terrible cars

🔥 long-shot road trips

🔥 automotive comedy

🔥 wrenching disasters

🔥 grassroots racing culture

🔥 Lemons Rally mayhem

…you are exactly who this episode is for.

🚗 What’s Inside This Episode

👉 Jeff’s behind-the-scenes stories from the Lemons Rally

👉 The abandoned Top Gear France limo resurrection

👉 Insane rally car “discoveries” (yes — including limos full of nightmare items)

👉 Why your terrible car can STILL win a rally (and why nice cars sometimes shouldn’t)

👉 Drifting limos, Glacier Lodge cliff launches, and the world’s saddest air-cooled VW

👉 Mental’s hot-tub-jackhammer saga, Chrissy’s barbed-wire cage match, and Chris’ lumberjacking adventures

👉 The chaos of Lucky Dog’s 1000 Miles of Thunderhill

👉 Montana Ferrari tax shenanigans & WhistlinDiesel’s legal mess

👉 Tips for first-time rally entrants (and how to avoid disaster)

If you’re into amateur endurance racing, Grassroots Motorsports, Lucky Dog, SCCA, NASA, LeMons, or just love watching unhinged car people tell war stories — this episode is guaranteed to hook you.

And if you’re a Lemons Rally person… you already know this is your home.

If you love this kind of motorsports chaos, hit SUBSCRIBE.

2026 Lemons Rally Schedule

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“Get Out of Jail Free” Card Doesn’t Work (Matthew Debord @ Jalopnik)

https://www.jalopnik.com/2025623/driver-hands-cop-monopoly-get-out-of-jail-free-card/

WhistlinDiesel arrested over Montana loophole (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive).  https://www.thedrive.com/news/is-the-government-making-an-example-out-of-whistlindiesel

 Andrea Huang Revives a Limo, Then Tries to Kill It (@ the Autopian)

https://www.theautopian.com/top-gear-france-asked-me-to-rescue-a-stuck-limo-and-i-said-yes-on-the-condition-that-i-be-allowed-to-drift-the-shit-out-of-it/

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91 Miata 1.8 swapped- HPDE/ Track car - $5,000

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The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey By Rinker Buck 

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Welcome back to Everyone Racers, the podcast that celebrates the weird, wonderful, and downright ridiculous world of low-dollar endurance racing. In this Bristol Episode 411; Tim takes a seaplane visit to a Rum distillery, he loves you guys and wishes he was there. But is attending to his sunburn and whiskey drink. Chris spends his weekend with construction, mowing and house work because his mic is broken. Chrissy plasters on a smile while working 14 hour hot days, deals with a few angry people, but mostly happy ones. Mental breaks the Skinny Koyote Race truck and goes karting. Tom’s resting judge face hammers all the miscreant Texas racers into submission. While Jan, as it turns out, knows lots of stuff about racing and not dying, despite being female. So maybe listen…

Really this week, Mental, Chrissy and Chris welcome special guests Tom and Jan Webb, award-winning LeMons racers and garage legends who share their insane stories from the field — including:

🏆 The Harbor Freight Racing Team that trolled everyone at the paddock with their “Insider Trading Club” theme

🔥 A family team’s Neon that literally burst into flames (and how they still walked away smiling)

🐺 The Beaver Fever Miata that came back from a blown motor with disco lights and a Subaru heart

🚗 A Corvette with an AMC inline-six swap that somehow outlasted faster cars

🧰 Why good tools, bad ideas, and the right beer make every endurance race better

This Lemons racing podcast is perfect for anyone who loves budget endurance racing, grassroots motorsports, or DIY garage builds. From ChampCar to Lucky Dog Racing, SCCA to NASA, if you’ve ever spent a weekend under a car covered in grease and laughter, Everyone Racers is your tribe.

Along the way, we dive into:

The legendary Bristol 411, the eternal struggle of keeping old cars alive, rebuilding Porsche transmissions, and turning barns into race prep centers

The pure comedy that happens when dedicated amateurs refuse to quit — even if it means crossing the line backward at 27 mph (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/off-road-racer-drives-7-miles-to-finish-line-in-reverse-after-his-transmission-blew-up 

Abandoned Chinese Hotel Graveyard For Rolls Royces (BL Johnson @ Jalopnik), https://www.jalopnik.com/2019378/abandoned-chinese-hotel-graveyard-for-rolls-royce-phantoms/

On the Tube

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1995 BMW 325i track car $14,500 on Racing Junk

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Vote Dustin Besch & Michael Coleman for Champcar’s Board of Directors 

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Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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MSR Houston Lemons Race Preview!Bring Me Everyone!Welcome back to Everyone Racers, the only podcast where wrenching disasters, ridiculous builds, & race-day chaos come together in a glorious pile of busted parts and belly laughs. In this 410 Cubic Inch Sprint Car Episode; Chris is a lumberjack, Chrissy wants a bucket of meat (small bucket, but a bucket), Tim doesn’t buy his 7th Solstice, Mental breaks his shifter & none of us are at SEMA. FOMO! Really in this episode 410, the team dives into the upcoming 24 Hours of Lemons Race at Motor Speedway Resort Houston, aka MSR Houston for a weekend preview, complete with on-track insights, rookie tips, and plenty of garage-side storytelling.If you love the smell of 93 octane, old tires, and budget dreams, this one’s for you.🏎️ Sprint Car Deep Dive: Why 410 sprint cars are the wildest methanol-burning V8s in grassroots racing.🔧 Broken Porsche Chronicles: Mental’s transmission disaster and the art of turning one broken part into a full rebuild.🎃 Halloween & SEMA Recap: Voodoo dolls, lumberjacks, and how a nail in a tire turns into a life lesson.🏍️ What the F?! Moment: A Tesla drives the wrong way onto a live motorcycle race at Buttonwillow.🚗 Hoonigan’s New Gymkhana Build: 670 HP Subaru Brat with wings and chaos.🐎 Ring Brothers’ 800-HP Mach 1 Mustang: Proof that you can’t have too much horsepower—or too many puns.🤣 MSR Houston Race Preview: What teams need to know about the counter-clockwise layout, humidity, tech inspection, fueling rules, and why you should bring Chrissy something cold at the gate.🏆 Save Pit Race: The Pittsburgh motorsports community is still fighting for their home track.👀 ChampCar Board Elections: Why racers like Dustin Belle and Mike Coleman deserve your vote.🧰 Why Watch This Episode?Because no one captures the heart of grassroots motorsports like Everyone Racers. Whether you’re wrenching on a $500 Civic, tuning a Miata at 2AM, or just laughing at the absurdity of Lemons penalties, this show brings you inside the paddock with real racers who actually get it.True stories from SEMA to MSR Houston that make you laugh, cringe, & maybe grab a torque wrench.MSR Houston CCW Laps with Ian Brewerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWtih3W4WrE MSR Maphttps://lapmeta.com/en/track/variation/71/track_map Tesla Enters Hot Track, wrong way, during a motorcycle race. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/lost-tesla-drives-wrong-way-onto-hot-track-during-live-race-broadcast?fbclid=IwY2xjawN1sOFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFuZGNXWlFRaDV5b2djYnd1AR5BnXAvFbxWfzjtIZ6BV31GL_UApkHv9fNN7HniCnIaDV6lVygyQq2QR3-OdQ_aem_Vutz7-fimIoEnzDRA_kyggHoonigan Industries reveals Subaru Brataroo 9055 turbo for Pastrana’s next Gymkana film (Jerry Perez @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/gymkhanas-1978-subaru-brat-with-9500-rpm-redline-and-active-aero-is-one-super-uteRace Ready 1980 Ford Fiesta in NY $5500 https://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184754358/race-ready.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=0Vote Dustin Besch & Michael Coleman for Champcar’s Board of Directors (if you’re a Champcar Member) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfFf4g1jLg2xd2ZHbv7R2xFe2wJyIAL9gHFFSUN_lcQ54E-Ng/viewformWeaber Valley Speedway on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/Weabersvalleyspeedway2Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ 👉 Subscribe if you’ve ever fixed a car with zip ties.👍 Like this episode if you’ve ever said “It’ll probably hold.”💬 Comment your best race weekend disaster story amateur racing podcast, grassroots motorsports, 24 Hours of Lemons, MSR Houston, sprint car racing, racing humor, budget race car build, racing podcast 2025, automotive comedy, endurance racing tips, car culture podcast, how to get into amateur racing, Lemons racing guide, motorsports podcast, DIY mechanic humor, garage life, SEMA recap, broken Porsche repair, Texas race weekend, Everyone Racers podcast.

Engines on Fire, Dogs in Beds & sub-$10K Classics?! – The Funniest Racing Podcast You’ll Hear!”

Welcome to Everyone Racers Podcast Episode 409 – In this 4 speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 episode…

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Mental totally misses out, Chris gets lost in the rented RV, Tim gender checks Chris, steals a piece of cheese and sleeps in dog pee. Finally, if we can briefly direct your attention to the front, Chrissy will go over the very important safety features of this Summit Point Raceway (always watch for deer).  

Buckle up for another chaotic, funny, and fuel-soaked ride through the world of amateur endurance racing, DIY car builds, and garage disasters that somehow turn into stories worth telling.

This week, we go full throttle into the legacy of the Chevy 409 muscle car — the beast that changed drag racing forever — and then spin right into everything from dog puke road trips to five-alarm pit fires, to epic Lemons race fails that only true racers can appreciate.

🔥 In This Episode:

🏁 Chevy 409 Origins: Why this rare muscle car engine became a legend of torque and torque-wrenchers alike.

🚗 Mental’s Porsche 912 Finally Gets Its Plates – Nevada, welcome to the 20th century.

🧯 Trackside Fires & Heroic Fixes: The Tactical Raccoons literally rise from the ashes after a full engine bay fire.

🧰 DIY Garage Tips & Rants: From broken furnaces to uncooperative dogs and Barstow naps, it’s peak E1R.

💥 WTF Racing News: NBC airs an AI-generated fake crash—and totally believes it!

😂 Smash Therapy: Why sometimes the best stress relief is hitting your old fender with a hammer. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) ⁠https://www.thedrive.com/features/smashing-steel-as-stress-relief-heres-a-great-use-for-old-car-parts⁠

💸 Racing Junk Picks of the Week: 

2003 Mazda 6s approved for Lemons/SCCA Race Car for Sale on Racing Junk - $6,500

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From a $3,600 Plymouth Fury to a fuchsia Cadillac Sedan DeVille. The Hagerty Auction ⁠https://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1⁠

🏆 Race Recaps & Awards: The Heelin’ and Toe Failures misclassed Civic takes the win, Silver Errors Racing battles Crossfire chaos, and Sputnik finally earns IOE glory.

It’s all part of the low-dollar racing lifestyle where the cars are slow, the jokes are fast, and the community is pure gold.

🧠 Why You’ll Love This Episode

If you’re into Lemons racing, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or just love wrenching on junkyard builds and laughing at the absurdity of it all — this one’s for you. The Everyone Racers Podcast brings you real garage talk, real race drama, and just enough bad puns to keep your engine light blinking.

📺 Watch, Laugh & Subscribe!

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AI fools local TV Station (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) ⁠https://www.thedrive.com/news/local-nbc-station-fooled-by-ai-video-of-race-track-power-outage-causing-huge-crash⁠

PA Turnpike is the Most Expensive Toll Road in America (Gregg Poggoil @ Jalopnik)  ⁠https://www.jalopnik.com/2004292/americas-most-expensive-toll-highways/⁠

The White Zone is for Unloading, no, the red zone is for loading….

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Engines on Fire, Dogs in Beds & sub-$10K Classics?! – The Funniest Racing Podcast You’ll Hear!”

Welcome to Everyone Racers Podcast Episode 409 – In this 4 speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 episode…

https://newportcarmuseum.org/1961-chevrolet-impala-ss-409-convertible-2/

Mental totally misses out, Chris gets lost in the rented RV, Tim gender checks Chris, steals a piece of cheese and sleeps in dog pee. Finally, if we can briefly direct your attention to the front, Chrissy will go over the very important safety features of this Summit Point Raceway (always watch for deer).  

Buckle up for another chaotic, funny, and fuel-soaked ride through the world of amateur endurance racing, DIY car builds, and garage disasters that somehow turn into stories worth telling.

This week, we go full throttle into the legacy of the Chevy 409 muscle car — the beast that changed drag racing forever — and then spin right into everything from dog puke road trips to five-alarm pit fires, to epic Lemons race fails that only true racers can appreciate.

🔥 In This Episode:

🏁 Chevy 409 Origins: Why this rare muscle car engine became a legend of torque and torque-wrenchers alike.

🚗 Mental’s Porsche 912 Finally Gets Its Plates – Nevada, welcome to the 20th century.

🧯 Trackside Fires & Heroic Fixes: The Tactical Raccoons literally rise from the ashes after a full engine bay fire.

🧰 DIY Garage Tips & Rants: From broken furnaces to uncooperative dogs and Barstow naps, it’s peak E1R.

💥 WTF Racing News: NBC airs an AI-generated fake crash—and totally believes it!

😂 Smash Therapy: Why sometimes the best stress relief is hitting your old fender with a hammer. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/features/smashing-steel-as-stress-relief-heres-a-great-use-for-old-car-parts

💸 Racing Junk Picks of the Week: 

2003 Mazda 6s approved for Lemons/SCCA Race Car for Sale on Racing Junk - $6,500

https://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184752378/lemons-scca-race-car-for-sale.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=0#1

From a $3,600 Plymouth Fury to a fuchsia Cadillac Sedan DeVille. The Hagerty Auction https://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1

🏆 Race Recaps & Awards: The Heelin’ and Toe Failures misclassed Civic takes the win, Silver Errors Racing battles Crossfire chaos, and Sputnik finally earns IOE glory.

It’s all part of the low-dollar racing lifestyle where the cars are slow, the jokes are fast, and the community is pure gold.

🧠 Why You’ll Love This Episode

If you’re into Lemons racing, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or just love wrenching on junkyard builds and laughing at the absurdity of it all — this one’s for you. The Everyone Racers Podcast brings you real garage talk, real race drama, and just enough bad puns to keep your engine light blinking.

📺 Watch, Laugh & Subscribe!

If you love fast cars, bad decisions, and even worse puns, smash that 👍 like button, drop a comment with your favorite Lemons fail, and hit SUBSCRIBE to join the Everyone Racers paddock.

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Weaber Valley Speedway on Facebook

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AI fools local TV Station (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/local-nbc-station-fooled-by-ai-video-of-race-track-power-outage-causing-huge-crash

PA Turnpike is the Most Expensive Toll Road in America (Gregg Poggoil @ Jalopnik)  https://www.jalopnik.com/2004292/americas-most-expensive-toll-highways/

The White Zone is for Unloading, no, the red zone is for loading….

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Hot Dogs, Bear Onesies & Broken Cars The Funniest Grassroots Racing Stories from NH to Summit PointFrom a vintage Bristol 408 cold open to real-world Lemons mayhem, this episode is peak grassroots racing—and yes, one judge accidentally tried to fly with a Bluetooth speaker shaped like a Claymore (“Front Toward Party” 😂). In this Bristol 408 (Perky) Episode of New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race recap, we hit everything: New Hampshire Motor Speedway drama, Summit Point track tips, a bargain $4,500 944 endurance car, a Waymo ride-hailing DoS prank, and the most wholesome chaos you’ll ever see (hello, bear onesies). Also, Chris wants a green 1972 Sedan DeVille, Tim is never drinking again, again (Mental is drinking now), Chrissy levels her background, and yeah, Mental tried to fly a claymore mine shaped speaker onto a Delta flight. Really, we are recapping this weekend's Lemons race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. In this episode • Bristol 408 fun facts: push-button auto with a safety lever (1963–66, Mk II in ’65) to keep you from popping it out of park… or perk 😉 • What we’re working on: Tim’s Texas member-guest hangover hat (“Never Drinking Again”… with a Velcro “Beer Now” patch), there’s a Firebird with a bent nose headed east, and Chris’s mountain-home fire mitigation + radiator/thermostat rewire saga. • TSA story of the year: a Claymore-lookalike speaker gets flagged; the agent reads “Front Toward Party” and cracks up— the hair conditioner didn’t make it, the speaker did. • News & nerding out: – 1,300-car Alabama collection auction (Hagerty video vibes; Caddys, Porsches, Lincolns everywhere). – Florida’s “Trenton’s Law”: tougher penalties for repeat DUI. – Waymo DoS in SF: 50 fake hails to a dead-end street = Jag I-Paces gridlock; Waymo geofences the area for a few hours. – RacingJunk pick: weathered 944 Lemons racer for $4,500—pure class B energy. • New Hampshire race recap: – Overall: Boston Wieners in a very “compliance-adjacent” ’03 BMW 330i—they also themed hard (inflatable hot-dog suits, a real hot-dog cart, donations to Speedway Charities). • Summit Point weekend preview: ~100 entries, low BMW ratio (golf clap), potluck near concessions (setup ~6:30, eat ~7:00), bring bikes for paddock scouting, fuel in hot pits only, eyes up in the 4-5-6-7-8-9 complex, and late-apex Turn 10—that gravel trap will eat you.Bristol 408https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_408Greg Rusk’s collection of more than 1300 cars for sale (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/absurd-1300-car-barn-find-collection-for-sale-is-packed-with-affordable-treasuresThe Auctionhttps://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1Florida’s Trentons Law targets repeat DUI Offenders (Collin Woodward @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1999174/refusing-breath-test-florida-jail-time-trentons-law/Riley Walz orchestrates “world’s first Waymo DDoS” (Simran Rastogi @ Autoblog)https://www.autoblog.com/news/how-one-23-year-old-crashed-waymos-robotaxis-using-a-dead-end-streetSummit Point Pot luck- Please sign up? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MjXneJZ1Ov1FBWT0PcG9YstNnrRfig_85E9qAnexYXM/edit?usp=sharing Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorOur Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube —funny racing podcast for car enthusiasts, racing podcast, 24 Hours of Lemons race recap, Bristol 408 car history,amateur racing, Summit Point track guide tips, car comedy, motorsport stories, endurance racing, garage builds, TSA Claymore speaker story, Waymo DoS prank video, budget Porsche 944 Lemons build, Lancia Scorpion endurance racing, bear onesie Yaris team, Saturn wagon engine swap butter tasting

96 Cars, One Chaos Filled Weekend — Are You Ready for Loudon?In this Peugeot 407 Episode of New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race prep; Chris reminds us how to drive NHMS, Meteorologist Tim Burr says Burrr the weekend's nighttime weather will be cold, Chrissy tells you how to order a pizza correctly and Mental will judge you properly. Really, we are reviewing track details at this weekend's Lemons race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. We promised oddball car culture and low-dollar racing — Episode 407 goes hard: New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race prep, track quirks, cold night temps, Lemons race weekend schedule, plus our patented virtual track walk of the New Hampshire Motor Speedway 1.6-mile road course with the North & South chicane layout. All this with race humour & real stories: critters in the pit vehicle, skid-steer rental chaos, and why reading those race emails saves you hours of head-scratching.If Loudon’s on your calendar — or you just love the “why did we sign up for this” moments — subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. Drop a comment: what’s the one thing you always forget at Loudon? We’ll read the best answers next episode.It’s not just you. IIHS says most new headlights suck. (Nishant Jayaram @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1992413/iihs-headlight-rating-rules/New Texas Speed Limit signs are Angrier (Amber DiSalva @ Jalopnik). https://www.jalopnik.com/1991956/speed-limit-signs-texas-red-border/David Miller (the guy behind Hemi Garage Hacks) uses a high speed treadmill sander to machine thousands of engine heads (Caleb Jacobs @ the Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/yes-you-can-resurface-cylinder-heads-with-a-treadmill-if-youre-brave1991 Ford Escort GT Turbo $5k Built by Jim Peirce on Racing Junk for $5k https://www.racingjunk.com/performance-touring/184743546/1991-escort-gt-.html?category_id=4&photos=&video=&location_distance=&location_zip=&year_min=&year_max=&price_min=&price_max=&seller_type=&condition=&search=&keyword=&state=&country=&province=&date=&order=price-low-high&np_offset=64Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love. https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110 Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free & Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube car podcasttrack dayLeMans raceNew Hampshire Motor SpeedwayLoudon racingLong-tail (high intent — place at top of description / pin comment / chapters):“New Hampshire Motor Speedway LeMans layout North and South chicane”“Loudon race prep tips for cold nights and engine warmers”“how to survive LeMans at New Hampshire Motor Speedway”“New Hampshire 96 car LeMans field preview”“tech times and registration tips New Hampshire LeMans” #AmateurRacing #TrackDayTips #NHMS

Racing Through Tears & Brake Fluid | The End of Pitt Race

In this Bristol episode 406; Chris gets asked not to bring the hot tub, Chrissy thinks a chihuahua is exhausting, Tim is 40% cold & 80% party, Mental drills holes in a tree stump to burn it with oil, & even Jeff goes to a drag queen sex toy bingo.  Really, we talk all about our memories of Pitt Race. 

It’s the end of an era—and, as usual, the beginning of a lot of questionable mechanical decisions. In Everyone Racers Episode 406, the crew gathers to laugh, cry, & possibly curse their way through their various schools & race weekends at Pitt Race, the legendary western Pennsylvania track that’s closing its doors for good next year.

This episode dives deep into what made Pitt Race more than just another circuit—it was a proving ground for amateur racers, a playground for endurance masochists, & a second home for people who think “budget” & “racing” belong in the same sentence. From all-night wrenching to mid-race miracles, we celebrate the chaos, community, & questionable car choices that defined this place.

🔥 In This Episode:

• WCWO -  Hot tub → stump → Harbor Freight chainsaw saga (yes, we actually try to destroy a stump).
  

• Racing News & Notes — 

• Legal win for racers: a quick breakdown of HB 926 in North Carolina that helps protect racetracks from nuisance suits. 

• Local CO News  -  a rental Kia Telluride gets stuck on Black Bear Pass, near… you guessed it, Telluride.  Don’t ignore the signs, folks.

• Industry alert: First Brands Group bankruptcy & how parts shortages could affect your rebuilds & race prep.

• The Final Lap at Pitt Race — stories, memories, & chaos from our times at this track before it shuts down for good.
  

• Legends of Pitt Race — inside jokes, team rivalries, & the questionable fashion choices that made this track unforgettable.

• Listener Laughs & Paddock Chaos — shoutouts to the teams, drivers, & fans who made Pitt Race the loudest, friendliest, & most chaotic corner of grassroots motorsports.

This one’s for the amateur racers, the backyard builders, the pit crew family members, & every sleep-deprived gearhead who’s ever loaded a car onto a trailer & said, “Next time, we’ll fix that.”

🎧 Whether you’re wrenching in the garage, road-tripping to the next Lemons event, or just here for the laughs, you’ll feel right at home.

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First Brands Group files Bankruptcy. (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik)

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NC protects race tracks from “nuisance claims (Mark Vaughn @ Autoweek)

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406 FE motor 3 deuces, crane competition cam $7500! On Racing Junk

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Chris Haas on Lemons World!

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What happens when you take a pink Corvette, slap on endurance-racing numbers, & throw it onto one of the dustiest, tracks in America—lovingly known as “The Butt”? Pure chaos, that’s what!

In this week’s Pugeot episode 405, Ken stays up past his bedtime again,  Ken drives a trailer without lights, Barbie drives cross country, & Ken fixes & breaks a Lotus.  

Really the crew recaps the absolute madness of racing a Barbie-themed Corvette at Buttonwillow Raceway Park. Spoiler: the car may have been plastic in spirit, but the laughs were 100% real. From long nights of prep, questionable garage engineering, & more glitter than should legally be near a race car, we take you behind the scenes of one of the most ridiculous (& strangely successful) endurance racing themes ever.

Tales from the paddock — who broke down, who broke out the Barbie costumes, & who broke curfew.

News & Notes — from Robot U-Turns to $10,000 adult Power Wheels to why Japan’s traffic lights are actually blue.

Tech woes & wins — even Barbie’s Dream Car can’t escape wiring gremlins & trailer brake drama.

Race recaps & listener shoutouts — including the most creative teams, the wildest penalties, & the best grassroots garage hacks we’ve seen this season.

If you’re into amateur racing, garage builds, automotive comedy, or just love hearing how far people will go to embarrass themselves in the name of racing glory, this episode’s for you. We don’t promise you’ll learn much, but you will laugh, nod in sympathy, & maybe even feel a little better about your own project car.

So whether you’re wrenching, hauling your race car to the track, or just need a laugh on your commute—buckle up. The Barbie Corvette at The Butt is a story you don’t want to miss.

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Waymo Pulls an Illegal U-Turn, Gets Off W/O a Ticket (Ezre Wallach @ The San Francisco Standard) https://sfstandard.com/2025/09/28/waymo-illegal-u-turn/

Coolest Power Wheels EVAR! (Byron Hurd @ The Drive)

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Japanese Traffic Lights aren’t Green, They’re Blue! (Shane Schmid @Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1979625/why-japan-has-blue-traffic-lights-instead-of-green/

302 Swapped (almost) Race Ready RX-7 for $k on RacingJunk.com

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Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love. 

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24-Hour HPR, Lemons Penalties & a Barbie Power Wheels DUI

What happens when grassroots endurance racing meets road-trip mishaps, late-night wrenching, and a news story about a guy getting busted in a pink Power Wheels? This episode of Everyone Racers brings pure chaos and comedy—from a 24-hour grind at High Plains Raceway (HPR) to last-minute prep for NCM Motorsports Park, plus Lemons judging tales you won’t believe.

🔥 In this Oldsmobile 403 episode, with so much bore, Mental talks us through NCM , Tim traverses our Nation, Chrissy skips news and notes but encourages you not to take your Barbie jeep to get a Slurpee while drunk and Chris practices the Lotus position

Really it’s;

• HPR 24-Hour recap: sleep-deprived pit life, teams grinding through the night, and why endurance always beats ego.• Wrenching a Miata-powered Lotus back to life: fuel rail diagnostics, Amazon parts mix-ups, vacuum leaks, coil packs, and the moment it finally coughs awake.• Trailer & travel shenanigans: overloaded rigs, moving garages, and the eternal “will it make it to grid?” question.• Lemons judging stories: penalty laps, “stop bringing fast cars,” and the day a Nash Metropolitan with borrowed lights turned more laps than the big-money cheaty Mustang build.• Geo Metro vs. Mustang: why the slow car that keeps turning laps is the real threat.• Toyota plant Camry team: organized like engineers… until penalty math hits.• Wheels falling off? Yep—why attention to basics wins races (and saves weekends).• News & notes: a Canadian “Barbie” Power Wheels DUI that proves bad ideas travel fast.

This isn’t polished pro racing. It’s amateur motorsports the way we live it: friends, duct tape, midnight fixes, smoked-meat potlucks, and stories that only make sense in the paddock. If you’re an amateur racer, mechanic, or automotive enthusiast who loves 24 Hours of Lemons, endurance racing, and car-culture comedy, you’re in the right place.

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Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler for Lemons of Love. 

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At 71, James Garner Blasted Around Monza (Andrew Fankel @ Motorsport) https://www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/article/january-2000/42/silver-screen-racer/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=Zoho+Social&fbclid=IwZnRzaAMt_Y5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHp-oyMYDtG98sjD32ygcrrno6Z_imKceM8ua0GbVu_r4bP5P4l9p5Rpliddw_aem_-jpyCBRK3aryl2XtaW5gUQ

Mazda Gas Gauges are Liars! (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1965335/mazda-recall-cx-90-cx-70-gas-tank/

DUI on a Barbie Jeep Power Wheels (Andrews Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/canadian-man-drives-barbie-jeep-in-traffic-gets-dui

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