You Will Die of Dysentery… and Love This Rally

What happens when the 24 Hours of LeMons meets The Oregon Trail? Probably dysentery. Definitely chaos.

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Really, this week on Everyone Racers, we dive deep into the insanity of the recent 24 Hours of LeMons Carolinas Rally, break down the wildest cars, funniest costumes, and most ridiculous rally antics—and preview the upcoming Oregon Trail Rally, where competitors will literally follow the historic Oregon Trail west… hopefully without cholera, broken wagon wheels, or catastrophic automotive failure.

Joining us is LeMons Rally Master Jeff Stobbs, who shares behind-the-scenes stories from Carolina, including bizarre rally themes, sketchy cars making heroic journeys, ridiculous checkpoint antics, and why this upcoming Oregon Trail adventure may become one of the greatest LeMons rallies ever created.

Expect: 🏁 24 Hours of LeMons rally stories 🚗 Weird cars, terrible decisions, and glorious mechanical nonsense 😂 Oregon Trail jokes, dysentery jokes, and questionable survival odds 🛠 Amateur racing culture, DIY motorsports, and grassroots car comedy 🐔 Chickens, project cars, weird hotels, and a cowboy suite hot tub 🔥 The kind of automotive nonsense you can only get from Everyone Racers

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Comment below: 👉 Which rally car would survive the Oregon Trail? 👉 What’s worse—dysentery, cholera, or Lucas Electronics? 👉 Would you bring a chicken in your rally car for bonus points?

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