Our patron Lynn requested that we read Arabiolosis by Nathen Mazri, the man who brought the world GarfieldEATS. We were soon launched into an endless downward internet spiral of Garficcinos and rancid lasagna to discover what toxic amounts of privilege can unleash upon the world.

Content Warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, today's episode includes discussion or mention of: gender and sexual politics in Saudi Arabia and HIV/AIDS.