The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven.

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The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven.

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In episode 26, the Scary Storytellers are mauled to death by bears.

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Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.

For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.'s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United States government enact brutal corporal and psychological punishment. The Scary Storytellers prank a fellow member who turns them into S.A.P.P.C.E.S. and all three are sent to this secret underground military detention center/torture camp where they're subjected to water boarding and relentless depants-ing all while forced to listen to David Lee Roth. Special Guest: Nazi scientist and human torture enthusiast Dr. Death.

Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.

The scary storytellers band together to honor their dead friend only to discover his spirit has possessed Plucky the Sailor doll. Unlike Chucky from Child’s Play, Plucky the sailor boy is the only doll who’s “a true shipmen of the navy” and dances to clam digs in little wooden booties. If the scary storytellers can’t get their friend’s soul back into his body by midnight, he’ll be trapped inside Plucky forever. Standing between them and their friend’s freshly buried corpse are Nigerian witchdoctors, a reality TV star, teenagers with a talking chimp, and a gay demon toymaker who wrote the book on trapping spirits in doll boys.

Get your Surge kids and get ready to chug it down right along with the Surge Rangers in part two of this action-packed, Surge soaked thrill ride! Trapped in Angel Valley and forced to fight alongside the Surge Rangers, the Scary Storytellers dive deeper into the fully loaded, carbos fueled nightmare world of the Surge Rangers TV show as they do battle with giant monsters using Surge powered dino-bots.

Surge Rangers theme performed by Johnny DiCarlo of NeverWake and Joshua Revels of Chaos Killed

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The Scary Storytellers quickly learn the true power of Surge after being sucked into an action-packed episode of a show that's sponsored by the fully loaded soda.

Surge Rangers Theme performed by Johnny Dicarlo of Neverwake and Josh Revels of Chaos Killed

When Sumptin Teas becomes the new Are Your Scared Sponsor, the scary storytellers are magically whisked away to the Sumptin Tea ranch where they learn the terrifying secret of what makes every brewed batch of Sumptin Teas so strong