A combination of Full House and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jenkins scares the gang this week with the story of The Ogners, a dysfunctional family with a love for chicken and dirt bikes and a hatred for mailmen.

Hibbs, Owens and Jenkins end up lost in the middle of the woods during a blizzard. To get their blood flowing, they tell each other a scary story about Hibbs' father confusing the legendary Chupacabra for a Mexican Furbee doll.

Hibbs tells a sci-fi horror story about giant aliens spiders that take over corporate America.

Cross country calculator salesman, Mark Mallowcup, enters a world beyond natural, dare we say, supernatural. When Mark attempts to quench his thirst, he gets more than he bargains for and falls prey to a living, breathing Gatorade machine.

Die-hard parrothead Owens recounts the time he encountered two killer robots at a Jimmy Buffett concert--special guest star The Ghost of Jimmy Buffett. Cheeseburger in Paradise? More like Cheeseburger in Hell!

Owens tells a spooky tale of his bad ass Uncle Dutch dealing with the dangerous demon clown, Dreddo.

Prepare to get real scared and real sexy when exploring the erotic journey of a young man who finds his soul mate in the heart of a cat-human hybrid. It's a story proving that age is just a number and species is just a label. So get ready to get scared.

In episode one, three friends gather in the woods to tell each scary stories about bowlers hats and mustaches and how doctors get their bones.