Armageddon Afterparty

Have you ever seen A Knight’s Tale? Do Armadillo Humans exist? Do you remember the Unabomber? Do you want to hear what the guys think about the submersible? They talk about whales, the ocean, AI, musty dog penises, and doing cocaine off people’s feet. And they offer advice to their younger selves.

This one is a little short, because the guys needed to go bowling. So they about bowling, professional wrestling, and riots at sporting events. The also talk about the similarities between starting bowling and converting to Judaism. They discuss bottle openers, the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, and Dick Loverboy’s recent DJ set at Little Kings.

The guys get together to talk about Lauren Boebert’s pending divorce, UGA tennis, and begging for gas. They discuss waggles, waggling, and the naked homeless. Lil’ Skweeque tells several stories of witnessing live sex acts. And the Rev’s loving wife has a dream about poop.

The guys talk about fingering the homeless, the confidence of an old white man, and the movie Blazing Saddles. They miss Jerry Springer and Gordon Lightfoot, and they discuss whether the Reverend Florist can open a beer with his feet. Dick Loverboy shares an SSG from his third day at the new job.

The guys discuss Dick Loveboy’s last few days of joblessness and all of the projects that has spawned. They talk about the Masters, weird umbrellas in movies, and mom farts. The Reverend drops some wombat knowledge which leads to talk of pouches, and discussion about the true definition of a marsupial. Lil’ Skweeque puts together a last minute Easter celebration. The guys wonder if England truly has better candy, and there is some rousing dialogue on the topic of butthole-based street magic.

The guys get to share some breaking news about the indictment of a former President of the United States. There is talk of porn sets, March Madness, and Matthew Lesko. Dick Loverboy shares about his river trip, and the guys revisit Pokemon. They share some homeless stories and try to recount the plot of the movie Twins.

Rev Flo provides an ADIDAS update, and the guys discuss the plight of the older man who just wants to hang out in arcades. There is mustache talk, bowling shoe etiquette, and toy nostalgia. The guys plan a trip to Dave & Busters. Lil’ Skweeque almost kills his whole family.

Wow. Not really sure what to say about this episode, a truly stirring birthday tribute to one of our most loyal listeners. Skweeque gets a new nickname. Dick Loverboy comes up with a brand new character. Rev Flo experiences Sweet Death Illumination. And three old white guys have spirited discussions about customer service, misgendering, and hip-hop.

As is often the case, this episode truly has everything. Groundhogs, UGA Football, Gas Stoves, Beaver Cheek Meat, flatulence, and Teen Wolf. The guys also fondly remember Herschel Walker and Ron Jeremy, and they share some Toppers stories.

The guys celebrate the University of Georgia Bulldogs football team’s back to back national championships. They discuss Tecmo Bowl, Ace Vane, and Asian Mist. RIP David Crosby, Okefenokee Joe, and Flower the Meerkat. There is talk of Kitty and the Slug, Duck Pin Bowling, Ping Pong, Dolly World, Opryland, and Six Flags. Dick Loverboy considers that Carny Lifestyle and delivers a new Shit Story Glory. And Reverend Florist tells tale of a water-skiing youth minister with diarrhea.