Armageddon Afterparty

The guys talk about bowling and coffee again. They discuss the pending Norm Macdonald post-mortem standup special, the series finale of ALF, Saved by the Bell, homeless sex, and how to stop a sneeze. There is talk of gorilla buttocks, heart trouble, and Nicholas Cage. Dick Loverboy apologizes to the Delaware State lacrosse team and comes up with a new catch phrase.

The guys open with the major announcement that Ozzy Osbourne has Covid, which opens the door for Jon’s palsy humor. They talk about the Oscar slap, bowling etiquette, and pooping in the woods. Rev Flo gets a new nickname. There is talk of coffee, Man Milk, and carpenter bees. There is a tremendous Truth Social update. DLB renames the movie “Contact,” and the guys offer a content warning.

The guys are really into bowling, smacking asses, and getting grandfathered in. There is a Russian warship update, some talk of other podcasts, and lots and lots of whale penis. They discuss Constitutional Carry laws, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the proper amount of penis on HBO. They wonder if Disney is full of pedophiles and wish RIP to Gilbert Gottfried and Bill Paxton.

The guys talk about bowling again. They complain about gas prices, discuss the most hardcore tattoo ever, and talk about baseball. Some guy was masturbating on a plane. Lil’ Skweeque is into stuck porn. Dick Loverboy takes a hardcore stance against trains, has a lot of tarps, and is not really into death videos.

Dick Loverboy has been rolling with an illegal ball! The Rev asks dumb questions. Lil’ Skweeque takes a hard stance on walking and reading. DLB is over Ukraine. The guys issue a Goldie Hawn challenge and debate the proper amount of penis on television. They talk about sodomy laws, the death penalty, and hanging meat. And Lil’ Skweeque tries to convince everyone that it is actually difficult to take a life.

The guys come together to discuss being too old to head bang, free throw routines, and whether Lil’ Skweeque has been poisoned to keep him from bowling. They debate kinesiology tape, talk about The Batman and the Oscars, and have a talk about daylight saving time. And Dick Loverboy wonders if he has met all off the ass-slapping friends that he will ever know.

The guys briefly discuss the ongoing disappearance of friend and fellow podcast host Will Kiser. They discuss Ukraine, Snowjob, and the Funyuns origin story. They debate how clean one needs to be to go to the bowling alley, and they make some skating rink recommendations. And things basically devolve into nonsense from there.

The guys discuss the disappearance of friend and podcasting legend Will Kiser, the war in Ukraine, and Armageddon Afterparty’s recent foray onto Truth Social (we’re waitlisted). Dick shares some sweet Ketamine memories and talks about bowling. They give respect to Hank the Tank and debate the merits of being the King. Rev offers a to-go food tip, DLB cracks cats’ tails, and that’s pretty much the entire episode.

The guys are back in The Bunker after Lil’ Skweeque maybe doesn’t have the Covid. The talk about the nastiness of bowling, rounding the corner on Whole 30, and drug use during air travel. DLB comes up with a new catchphrase. They discuss the upcoming Super Bowl and spend a little time on the sad demise of Bob Saget.

The guys are back from different locations as Lil’ Skweeque may have the Covid. DLB gives a Whole 30 update and drops some secret caddy knowledge. They discuss the etymology of “Five-head,” and they issue their own Spotify ultimatum. They talk about Tuesdays with Dick, the Super Bowl, and getting a boat. And, they elicit questions for an upcoming Ask Me Anything episode.