Armageddon Afterparty

Happy New Year! The Rev gets a stinkbug in his coffee. The guys talk about buttholes, cocaine, and college football. Dick Loverboy has a very emotional Peloton workout, comes up with a new style of standup comedy, and gives a terrible history lesson. Lil’ Skweeque loves Lauren Boebert. Oh, and GO DAWGS!!!

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker. There is talk of Mr. Beast, Johnny Depp, space cannons, and bad morticians. The guys debate their ability to punch their way out of a coffin. There is more talk of bad artists and talking politics with your family. Dick Loverboy does his own research and encourages people to vote. Henry drops a Shit Story Glory and a tremendous turkey story. Lil Skweeque talks about the Chinese Chain-smoking Marathon Man, and that leads to a discussion of John Daly, true American Hero. The guys talk college football, the Weird Al movie, and whether DLB is actually Roku Rich.

After a bit of a break, the guys get back toether to discuss big bowling energy, Lil’ Skweeque’s price for entry, and giving God the credit. DJ Dick Loverboy gets scolded for his track selection. They talk about the Georgia-Tennessee game and college athlete bodies. No one won the Powerball, and that leads to some tension. And, this podcast may have a cocaine problem.

Beastmode plays at Athens Porchfest! Lil’ Skweeque battles the Home Owners’ Association! Dick Loverboy starts a new Instagram. Reverend Florist gets the Covid. The guys discuss King Beds, the British monarchy, and Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign.

The guys answer some serious questions in this episode. Does every village have a Big Pete? Could Lil’ Skweeque bowl a cat? Does Evangelical Christianity take a soft stance on suicide? Are corgis entitled? Is Stetson Bennet good at football? Is Armageddon Afterparty huge in North Korea? Will Dick Loverboy actually start a new Instagram account? Does the US Open have the most amazing bathrooms in the world?

After a couple of vacations, the guys get together to discuss paraplegia, bowling, peers, and syphilis. There is also talk of stretching, dying, and cutting ketamine with jello. And for some reason, Dick Loverboy closes with a harrowing tale of mercy-killing a deer.

The guys come together for their landmark 250th episode. They talk about bowling, Covid, and drop-kicking kangaroos. Lil’ Skweeque and Rev Flo recall the Tim Capello show and discuss the movie The Lost Boys. They debate some terrible superpowers, talk about step-sibling porn, and briefly discuss the January 6 hearings.

The guys come together to talk about vacation plans, maps, and the destruction of the Georgia Guidestones. They fondly remember Esperanto, talk about ways that things could have been worse, and ponder whether all dragons go to Hell. Rev Flo apologizes to Donald Trump for besmirching his good name. Dick Loverboy gets swindled by a fan. They discuss other podcasts, grundle butter, and quarry camping. Rev Flo wonders who has been dooking in his yard.

The guys come together to wonder if it is hot enough for you. They talk about ice cream, beef n cheese, a little politics, and Baker’s Math. DLB talks about an upcoming DJ gig. There is also talk of pet store sexy time, Amish villains, and defending oneself against cats.

The guys get together and talk about Gutter Jon, thirsty armadillos, and Alabama jailbreaks. They stroll down memory lane and try their best to avoid the Noid. They face some fears and debate the necessity of taking things to the next level. And DLB Jenkins spills his whiskey.