Armageddon Afterparty

The guys talk about marijuana decriminalization, janky ankles, half marathons, 75 year old erections, and potential speedo designs. They discuss Dick Loverboy’s total support of the release of Bill Cosby, debate the volumes of the Armageddon Afterparty members, and talk about actors with gigantic heads. They wonder what is currently going on with The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, and DLB comes up with a new podcast mascot.

This week on Armageddon Afterparty, the guys talk about Covid, rainbows, and sex with unicorns. They complain about young people these days. Skweeque talks about his dad. Dick talk about July 4th. And the Rev jalapenos his penis. Overall, a solid episode, and it also includes some debate over whether or not this is actually just a podcast about butts.

This episode has a lot, you guys. Dick Loverboy talks about his experiences in the DARE program. Rev Flo tries to argue that racism can be funny. Lil’ Skweeque seems to hate smooth desserts. The guys try to come up with some interesting new sex moves. Rev talks about his vacation. And then things just completely devolve into farts.

The guys debate dogs vs sheep, hair vs fur, Rev Flo vs Rev Flo’s brother, Bill Cosby vs Cancel Culture, and whether or not you should suicide yourself. They talk about movies, quarries, Parler, filibusters, and floaters.

The guys talk about DLB’s bathing techniques, his moisturizing routine, and some of his childhood memories. Rev Flo offers his opinion on people who offer their opinion to strangers. There is discussion of family vaccinations, Nickelodeon, and the Ewoks movies. And Dick Loverboy saves a baby deer.

Second episode back in The Bunker, and things are getting weird. The guys talk about Pandemic Roadies, the definition of scrum, and the movie Disorderlies. Dick Loverboy gives a Facts of Life update, and that naturally transitions into the sexual escapades of geriatrics. There is a little talk of politics along with discussions about facial hair and The Underground Railroad

It is finally here. The guys have returned to The Bunker. And complete madness ensues. Dick Loverboy tries at some accents and recommends one episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. They talk about Elon Musk on SNL, sex with your cousin, the Kentucky Derby, and MF21. The Reverend rails against Facebook news and gives a doggy butthole update. And Dick Loverboy offers his Rules for Life.

The guys are getting SO close to being vaccinated! Rev Flo has grown a Ted Cruz beard! The guys talk about buttplugs, glitter bombs, and strip clubs in the times of Covid. They also discuss Mortal Kombat, Joe Rogan, yard movies, and DMX’s funeral.

The guys are two-thirds vaccinated at this point and really looking forward to getting back in the Bunker in the near future. In the meantime, they talk about racist snacks, a few movies, and the smell of Dick Loverboy’s house. They give a DMX update and Lil’ Skweeque shares fond memories of The Masters. Rev Flo really appreciates Christopher Meloni’s booty and wonders if neighborhood cows are invading his deck. They debate proper bathroom etiquette and talk about Matt Gaetz and buttholes.

The guys start off this episode with a butthole update and some related listener mail. Dick Loverboy tells of getting his first Covid vaccination. The guys invent a new holiday, celebrate the growing trend of gender reveals, and discuss Joe Biden’s dog. They celebrate Beastmode’s new album, and DLB gives his updates from the River Trip.