Armageddon Afterparty

The guys discuss baseball in the time of Covid, America’s Frontline Doctors, and the pros and cons of hope. Rett attempts to honor John Lewis, and the guys talk about funerals. Jon lets the dogs out, and they receive some listener mail. And, Mrs. Loverboy shows up and completely derails the podcast.

The guys are all still locked down, so it’s time to talk some barbeque. They talk about wings, wasps, 5 lb briskets, and whether black pepper matters. They discuss Covid in Georgia and government overreach in Portland, and TJ leads a couple of water meditations. Rett tells everyone about a couple of recent purchases and his move toward that Motorcycle Bluegrass Lifestyle.

Jon gives the results of his Covid antibody test. The guys discuss Covid in Georgia and our Governor’s amazing reponse. They mourn the loss of many people, but mainly Gyro Wrap. They ponder Kanye’s presidential campaign. Rett tells a Shit Story Glory and unveils his new political strategy, and the guys try to end things on a positive note.

The guys come together once again for a very emotional episode. They talk about the Covid, conspiracy thinking, cancel culture, guilt, ticks, masks, and the movie Free Solo. This episode is dedicated to Roland 303 - RIP, old friend. You’ve always been good to us.

With everything going on in America and the world today, we thought it was time to bring you a very special episode of the Armageddon Afterparty. The guys talk about the deaths of George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks, the protests that have followed, race relations, Black Lives Matter, and the social media responses to all of it. Of course, they also talk about indigenous people’s balls and demonstrate a monumental lack of knowledge about capital cities in the Pacific Northwest. They discuss the Covid and make some predictions for third quarter 2020.

The guys come together once again through the amazing wonders of the internet to discuss whether handles of liquor should be required to have handles, whether Rett should have attended a funeral in the times of Covid, and whether Jon’s dog should be wearing a diaper. They talk about Trump vs Twitter, George Floyd, and Jon’s scalded butthole. And somehow they get to whether Billy Zane is hot or not.

No guest this episode, folks. Just the guys talking about swinging, pooping, the re-opening of Georgia, and Jon’s upcoming family vacation. There is also talk of Twin Peaks, Red Dawn, Lenten Roses, and the Rise of Skywalker. The guys talk about Covid 19 and its effects on the UFC and the upcoming football season. Jon talks about his pinched nerve. They discuss the Broad River Assault, which somehow leads to an Oxford Comma debate. And, they talk about Plandemic and the Right’s current obsession with conspiracy theories.

For yet another quarantine episode, the guys welcome their second guest of 2020 to The Bunker by way of the internet. Will Kiser comes with the jokes, opinions, and his very own podcast, The Mindfield. Rett gets racist toward white people (for a change), and he offers an update on his workplace dookie situation. He then proceeds to tell the longest SSG ever. So long, in fact, that they were able to record an episode of a whole other podcast right in the middle of it. They debate whether Kim Jon Un may be alive, and Jon gives a TMNT correction from the last episode.

The quarantine continues! The guys talk about the grand re-opening of Georgia, the joys of Zoom meetings, and body hair. They discuss perineal sunning as a defense against Coronavirus. There is talk of quarantine meals, grocery store freedom, and Black Twitter. They discuss the logistics of Coronavirus bowling, and they wonder just what the President will say next.

The guys gather once again to discuss Governor Kemp’s attempt to re-open the great state of Georgia.  Jon has been watching Deadwood again.  Rett tells tale of the Great Lenten Rose Hunt of 2020 and also of Mighty Samson the Cockatiel, who bested him in a battle of wits many years ago.  They talk about TJ’s dong, Jon’s quarantine bowel movements, and some listener mail.