This week the boys discuss the absolute biggest holes they have sat down here after we discuss a decent win by a new look Arsenal. We discuss Stan, Fans and Southend catastrophes in this antidote to the interlul!

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The football may be bad, but the banter is top notch as the boys from block 5 make their way to Hamburg in Germany to talk to the Rube about the FA Cup and Depeche Mode tribute acts. We find out what Lionel Messi can do on the Holloway Road with his inevitable signing this summer - and after Stan Kronke boasts that a fan can helicopter from South Africa to the game, we find out what the biggest lie the boys have been told to impress them.

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The boys from block 5 talk about big pigs, Butlins, near misses and all the heartache and pain suffered against Swansea and that 'orrible lot down the lane. Happy Birthday Flamini! We remember your greatest moments.

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What would you spend the £220 million pounds Arsenal have in reserve on? Matt tries to suggest a shopping list of players but Stuart has another idea. John wants to spend it on a Hyundai Xi35. Oh, and we talk about Man United in our end of season special.

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So called fans leaving early when their team need them most got the better of Matt this week, and the ranting continues with Stuart in a Tottenham pub and the boys licking their wounds from another loss in the last 16. There's always the league.

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'Twas the night before Barcelona and all through the house, not an Mesut was stirring, not Ozil a mouse. In this preview episode for the big one, Matt and Stuart talk Hull and Barca - and we introduce some new songs that will get you up for the big match!

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John gets his rubber ducky out this week and we hear stories about what its like to be a Dad and pass on the Arsenal gene. Tom returns, Matt meets David Dein and even silent Stan Kronke has his say when things get heated...

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There's a lot of love at Arsenal at the moment and we look forward to our Valentine's day massacre of Leicester, round up our stuttering form and find out what a video scout is from the funniest boys on iTunes.

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But our Nick did (and had a lovely time) With John Terry going and Pep coming in, it's easy to forget that Arsenal remain unbeaten in the FA Cup for 14 games. We discuss another useless deadline day and how John's 24 hour urine sample may hold the key to Flamini's fortune.

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Stuart and Matt get onto the important subject of the ugliest players ever. Spoiler alert - Luke Chadwick is captain. We talk through another Chelsea fiasco and even do our ode to a haggis for Burn's night.

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