ASAP RAPS

ASAP RAPS

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ASAP RAPS episodes

  • ASAP Talks: Freaky Friday
    Sometimes it's fun to shake things up a bit. That's what we learned from the movie Freaky Friday starring Jamie Lee Curtis, but also when we switched podcasts with Second Shot. You get a double scoop of podcast content all smushed into one cone of an episode.
    Second Shot Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondshotpod/
    Second Shot Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SecondShotPod/
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 37 min
  • Where is ASAP RAPS?
    You may have been pondering to yourself lately: "Where is my favorite podcast ASAP RAPS?" I promise we’re still here. We’ve just been trying (our best) to knock out this first EP so you can listen to it and be proud.  But in the meantime you can come see us live!
    p.stoops 9.21 Survival Kit survivalkitgallery.org
    Mayor Wertz 10.25 CODA coda.danteboccuzzi.com
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
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    3 min
  • Keys to the Pod: Sam Dunk and The Sledge (with Sam Dee and Lisa Perrin)
    We’re taking this week off from doing all the heavy lifting and receiving a little bit of help from our friends SAM DUNK and THE SLEDGE (Sam Dee and Lisa Perrin). Improvisers, artists, and all around talented people, Sam and Lisa teach us all how to wear a suit through the power of song.
    Follow Sam Dee on Instagram: @areyoumynewdad
    Follow Lisa Perrin on Instagram: @madebyperrin
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 22 min
  • ASAP Talks Part 2: Cometbus
    In part two of this ASAP Talks episode we talk about our writing prompts, including our rejected ideas. Plus we write a new theme song! It's a roller-coaster of emotions. A 40 minute, flat roller-coaster, that still somehow goes off the rails and kills everyone.
    Recommended listening:
    Last Podcast on the Left
    Stop Podcasting Yourself
    (Yep, they're podcasts.)
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    42 min
  • ASAP Talks Part 1: Rest In Pinkslips
    It’s your favorite late night post-show talk show The Talking De— I mean, ASAP Talks!  We’ve chat about your favorite fan theories about those boys you know and love! We dive into their guiltiest pleasures, new exciting cross-brand promotions with the HOTTEST vape technology, and learn how to say the cRaZiEsT rap names!
    Check out all the hot gossip on Hollywood hunk Vin Diesel and SO MUCH MORE all on tonight’s episode of ASAP Talks!
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    46 min
  • Album 1, Track 6b: Faith (DANG GIRL)
    It’s the end of an era. This is the last People magazine-inspired rap we’re writing. NOT the last episode of the podcast, or even last album. Just the last for this one. Our dumb baby has grown up and now we’re kicking it out of the house.
    Listen as we go full Jock Jams on this one. Or at least half Jock Jams, half… romance rap? Regardless, thank you for listening to us make this project. We love you.
    Recommended listening:
    Linkin Park, ‘Meteora’ Gorillaz, ‘The Now Now’ Nas, ‘NASIR’ 
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast 
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 32 min
  • Album 1, Track 6a: Raps At The Copa
    Come on down to the classic Podcast-cabana! Laugh, socialize, drink a Mai Tai and contemplate how to run a crime syndicate via youth basketball league.
    Do these descriptions help? Probably not. But I enjoy writing them to those who read this nonsense. Anyhow, in this episode we talk about beatbox competitions, being the Hoosiers of comedy rap, and, of course, running an underground youth basketball gambling ring. It’s the summertime and our studio gets very hot. Our grip on reality is slipping away.
    Side note / correction: in this episode, Stoops referred to the clipping EP, ‘Face,’ as their new album. It’s actually a reissue of their debut EP. Stoops hadn’t heard it before, so it was new to him.
    Recommended listening:
    Rob Tanchum, “Idfsg”
    clipping., ‘Face’
    Interpol, “The Rover”
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 17 min
  • Album 1, Track 5b: Property (w/ Chayla Hope)
    Sure, normally we’re just two dummies, writing raps as fast as we can, making each other laugh with dumb jokes and often forgetting that we’re under a time limit. But this week’s different. This week we bring in the big guns.
    The Emmy-winning and insanely talented singer-songwriter, Chayla Hope (of Seafair), joins us in the studio. Does she help us write an emotional tale of heartbreak? Nope. We write the FILTHIEST rap we’ve written to date. So, maybe, uh, don’t listen to this one at work.
    Recommended listening:
    Mitski, ‘Geyser’
    Jungle, ‘Jungle’
    Aesop Rock, “Klutz”
    Follow Seafair on Twitter & Instagram: @seafair
    Follow Chayla on Twitter: @chayla_hope
    Follow Chayla on Instagram: chaylahope
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 39 min
  • Album 1, Track 5a: Monk Ears
    Hi, we’re ASAP Raps and we’re here to help.
    Do you have trouble determining which nickname to introduce yourself as? Does your improv troupe nearly make wildly inappropriate jokes? Do you have trouble pronouncing words? Here at the ASAP Raps Institute for Discouragement, our friendly staff is here to help you 24/7\. From the first ad lib to the last mic drop, we’re with you all the way. When you’re feeling discouraged, we will remix your emotions and you’ll be shouting “DJ KHALED” all the way home.
    And remember: we’re not just doctors, we’re patients too.
    Recommended listening:
    Gorillaz, ‘Demon Days’
    Childish Gambino, “This Is America”
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 15 min
  • Album 1, Track 4a: P!nk
    We don’t mean to brag but, between the two of us, we’ve read at least 10 books.
    This episode is a deep, dark, literary journey that’ll surely win us a Pulitzer for “Best Educational Podcast Episode.” Learn the secret war going on in ‘A Tale of Two Cities,’ the true distance traveled in Verne’s classic, and which songs may or may not be sung by Pink. We might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but we have a podcast.
    Recommended listening:
    The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, ‘Blood and Fire’
    James Blake, ‘Overgrown’
    Email us at: [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: @asaprapspodcast
    Like our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asaprapspod/
    1 hr 23 min

About ASAP RAPS

From the publisher's feed

In ASAP RAPS, turntablist p.stoops and rapper Mayor Wertz attempt to write rap songs quickly. Very quickly. Some might say “too quickly” or “maybe you should stop." But there’s no time for critics in this race for the rhymes.