Ask My Daddy

Lucky number 13 and Daddy knows that cuz he’s a peeker and a cheater, but I love him! When you’re a chemist, any place can be your lab, including your home. WTF is liniment and can we make it at home? Yes and no, sometimes maybe… Dooly wads that go along with extrasensual blah blah blah - I can’t even spell what my daddy said. We go from not making homemade shit to massages to hollow candles that draw out ear wax… How the…?? I mean, this episode is def on brand for us and is as interesting as… doctor visits and squirting tickly water pics, question mark?? We are throwing out so many nicknames to some of our listeners, Shelby the Sheister, Kasshole and WTF Help Desk Stephen!!! Roger Wilko

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Time for another rapid fire session with my daddy! What a treat this variety of bullshit questions will be to your ears, a mixed bag from my brain and listener brains. We talk about left threads, right threads - lefty tighty, righty loosey. Only homemade pants can have an odd number of pockets - really? Tit for tat pet competition ensues, as well - pony owners always win, especially when they carry around wiggly pigs for an apple treat.  I guess we give our new listeners call signs, again, not call girls.. Or maybe just a nickname like Henry the Hammer.. Factoids galore, tangents galore, maybe just some gore! And do we really need a mascot, only if it’s a fly with a timer or stopwatch or whatever the fuck my daddy suggested.. Daddy thinks it is hard to get off topic with a list of rapid fire questions, but this episode is here to prove that theory wrong. Let's trans-mor-ga-fy through this crazy ether together and not learn a whole lot and at a very un-rapido pace, drink up!!

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We all need emergency radios so we can get to the Hammers! Aka amateur radio people that are licensed by the FCC with call signs, not call girls by the way…  Can daddy see into my brain? And know that I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about - rainbows and shit.. I mean, I love rainbows - good vibes only.  We find out that daddy loves loves loves humpback whales! Short waves, long waves, I don’t know the difference. I can’t believe my daddy hasn’t ever talked under water and that he thinks my brother looks like a dolphin with ears - or was it a humpback whale with ears? Hmmm… Quit playing with your velcro!!

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We are talking about pipes in this episode, not dicks.. Just regular degular house pipes. Heavy pipes don’t make a house fall down or would they fall like Legos without glue? Nothing needs support these days or maybe that is just how builders think. Low pressure high pressure - what’s the big deal with supercooling water and living in the South? No variety of pipes ‘round here. Big bad werewolf blowing down PVC houses with lil’ PVC piggies always makes for a good time. Daddy is being a fun sponge saying my alcohol consumption will kill germs but me too and wants to invite Prudence and Moderation to the party, no thank you papasita… Last, but not least, what makes me happy after these dark twists and turns, chocolate and Scotch - YES! But first, an update to EPISODE 9 - Gimme That Remote! Now what was the topic again???

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Tesla relates to remotes, who knew? My daddy, the Chemist, duh! Do we have lazy bones or do we just need a “space command”? Maybe, but we will briefly brush across the history of a remote controller as I try to wrangle this scientist's brain to stay on track. How long have we been lazy ass fucks, needing these plastic pieces of shit to control our entertainment? A long time, it turns out. And then there’s dreams - how in the world do we get to chattin’ about dreams… only big words can ‘splain it. Plus cats in a small shitter, of course. Cheers to this episode!

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We are back bitches with a full ass episode! An example of good Daddy advice - it’s always best to stay above room temperature aka you don’t want to reach equilibrium. Pretty much everything has an expiration date, ours are just unknown… Another item that has a hard to decipher expiration date, salt! Does salt need an expiration date? What does salt have to do with Julius Cesar? We bring all of this together (and much more including Nassholes) in this episode. Let’s go down the rabbit hole and maybe come out on the other side with some fresh veggies from the Ice Man.

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What do you do when the daughter loses a whole recording of an episode that is supposed to drop in 24 hours?? You put a mish mash of shit together to give peeps a glimpse into behind the scenes of creating a podcast, along with some funny outtakes and recording of friends and family. Please accept my sincerest apology for my fuck up, but hope I can still bring some laughs. Next full ass episode to come SOON!

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How can we avoid a bomb or melt down in the microwave? Be careful what you put in the HASHTAG Radar Range (aka WTF)! We get the breakdown of what microwaves do and the secret test we can do to make sure the container we put in there is safe for us, the food and the appliance. Of course we had to sprinkle in some tangents because that is what daddy does best!

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What do you get when you have a shit ton of questions with reasonably short answers? Well, with my daddy, you get more questions and just as long an episode as if we were answering ONE question. We have listener questions galore and tons of opinions that will make us all smell good. I hope everyone enjoys this episode as much as we did!

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Long and strong, our longest episode yet but definitely worth the time! Can we talk about everything related to water? Yes, the answer is yes because water relates to the whole universe. Nitrogen talk, yes; pizza agents, yes; cocaine talk, sure; Wordle - why the fuck not! Water is everywhere… Really showcases why I wanted to start this podcast with classic daddy ramblings full of facts so you get more knowledge than you bargained for. This episode embodies Papa Joel answers and his “tangential-ness” and everything that is right with the world, plus PETS!

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