Ask The Nincompoops

By Andy Stanton & Carrie QuinlanKids & Family

Ask The Nincompoops episodes

January 03, 2020 Term 2, Episode 10: Why Does A Clock Tick?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's a return visit for miniscule imps ROSIE and DYLAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 min
December 27, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 9: Do Superheroes Take Holidays?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's a return visit for small humans AMY and ALICE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 min
December 23, 2019 The Ask The Nincompoops Christmas Special!
In this edumactational festive special, Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are answering the Christmas questions sent into them by listeners to the Ask The Nincompoops podcasts.

With a special guest all the way from Santa's workshop in the North Pole (via Hendon), this is the only podcast to be approved by Santa and most of his reindeer.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 min
December 20, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 8: If You Were On An Aeroplane With Your Least Favourite People, Who Would You Kick Off?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's a return visit for young imps DOUG and SEVAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20 min
December 13, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 7: Were Cavemen Actually Real?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's a return visit for straw-headed tots MICHAEL and KATHERINE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 min
December 06, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 6: When We Get Tired of Walking, Why Can’t We Just Start Flying?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's a return visit for the rosy-cheeked moppets MACAULEY, KEIRA and INA to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20 min
November 29, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 5: What Are Trees For and Why Are They Everywhere?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's the turn of tiny squidlings DOUG and SEVAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 min
November 22, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 4: Why is Google called Google?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's the turn of the two tiny women AMY and ALICE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 min
November 15, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 3: Why Don’t Dogs Poo in the Toilet?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's the turn of young tykes MACAULEY, KEIRA and INA to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 min
November 08, 2019 Term 2, Lesson 2: What's The Point of Wasps?
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Today it's the turn of young nippers ROSIE and DYLAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.

This podcast is suitable for all the family!
If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to [email protected] - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 min