Ass Backwards

SEASON FINALE!

In this Very Special Episode, Brad and Mike shatter the space-time continuum. 

Everything is familiar, but nothing is as it seems. What starts as a dumb horror movie from the past becomes a glimpse into our own lives. 

We live. We grow. The dog dies.

It's the beginning of an era.

Brad and Mike stumble upon the lost origins of cinematic history! 

Can an entire career be summarized in one movie? Yes. Yes it can. Everything links back to Piranha II: The Spawning. 

This week we travel through the veil of Scream to 1995, where the piranha wear plaid and the real heroes recycle!

While America is busy spending its peace dividend, trouble lurks in the ocean. Well, actually a lake. No, sorry, but there's definitely weird about that above-ground pool.

Click here for the Killer Mutant Piranhas song by Uncle Dog Food!

Are the fish the least objectionable predators in this movie? 

Who among us will fall prey to the Busey cycle?

And how much Ving is enough ving?

Tune in this week to find out!

SEASON 2 BEGINS! Returning to our normal format, we boldly explore the Piranha franchise, which spans a shocking 35 years of film history. 

What happens when you let exotic dancers run a water park? What did Todd Packer do after he left Dunder Mifflin? What single line of dialogue have you never heard in a movie before? We answer all these pressing questions, and more!

THE END OF THE MINI SEASON!

Mike hops out of the Captain's Chair of the S.S. Benjamin Button, and gives Brad the chance to experience a rare event: a good movie. Actual discussion ensues.

That's it, enough with the crazy experiments. Next week, we're back to our normal format, as SEASON 2 BEGINS!

MINI SEASON!

Brad continues his graduate education on the Jaws series, as Mike patiently explains to him the plot of these movies (hint: there's a shark). 

SEASON 2, WITH NORMAL FORMAT, COMING SOON!

MINI SEASON! 

We continue our deep dive (get it?) into the Jaws franchise so that Brad is not an ignorant buffoon for Season 2. Mike calmly explains the calamity that is Jaws 3 while Brad struggles to hold everything together.

COMING SOON: SEASON 2

SPECIAL MINI SEASON!

In Season 2, we'll be discussing the Piranha film franchise, a bizarre ripoff of Jaws. But Brad is the only person who grew up in the 80s but never saw ANY of the Jaws movies. So we decided to do this special Mini Season 1.5: Mike describes the films for Brad to understand. 

If this isn't your thing, no sweat. Just go straight to Season 2. 

Emergency Episode! As the relentless onslaught of Fast & Furious movies continues, we bring in special guest Jesse Walker of Reason Magazine to tell us what the heck happened in Fast X. Spoiler alert: It's the end of the world as we know it.