ASTRO SLUTS

We’re making our way through the zodiac this season and today’s episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how these signs show up in the world. We then discuss Taurus celebrities as well as TV and movie characters who we think are the ultimate representation of Taurus energy, including some characters you might not expect  *cough cough SHARPAY*. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ (or should we say Mother) segment we have a special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be a Taurus. We close out the episode with listener submissions and personal stories of our Taurus dating experiences.  

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Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we’re getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about the Aries basics then move into a quick vibe check. We then discuss Aries celebrities and how their Aries sun shows up in their work and their persona. We then speculate on TV and movie characters who we believe to be the ultimate representation of Aries, from Mia Thermopolis to Jack Sparrow. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment we have a very special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be an Aries. We finish out the episodes with listener submissions from their accounts of being with Aries and personal stories of our time dating Aries. 

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This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie’s family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo’s chart that align with her dramatic, culture shocking, never been done in this generation rebrand.

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This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul’s career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his relationship with his rancher husband, their Wyoming ranch as well as his friendship with Michelle Visage. And of course, we chit chat about the current season of Drag Race and share our predictions for the Season 16 winner. 

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Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande’s birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week’s epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari’s birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transits in the timing of her career and Dani shares the synastry and compatibility of her relationships with Mac Miller, Pete Davidson and of course Ethan Slater, Spongebob himself! 

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If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ (a super fair take). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

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From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, we’re unpacking it all. 

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Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorpio. Then, it’s time for class! At Monster High we discuss the 12th House, the final house, the house of the unconscious, the house of secrets, the house of dreams! And what having planets in this house could mean for you. Pull up your birth chart and take notes! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss social activities beyond alcohol and what that looks like moving into Winter! We close out the episode with a question about compatibility from a listener who sometimes is in soulmate mode with their girlfriend and sometimes doesn’t seem to have a single thing in common with them.  

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Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half’ of the year. During Monster high we get into our house systems and share a few of the many house systems and how they can shift the way you look at your chart, from Placidus, to Whole Sign Houses, Porphyry and more! We throw it back to Halloween's past for Skeletons in the Closet and dig through our memory boxes (our brains) to share our favorite costumes, middle school party mems and more! We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener and one from our very own AUBREY.

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