ASTRO SLUTS

We are SO EXCITED to welcome one of our favorite astrologers to ASTRO SLUTS! Alice Bell is on the pod today to discuss her new book ‘Trust Your Timing’. We discuss Alice’s journey as an astrologer from giving readings to friends and family to her current position as the British Vogue’s resident astrologer. We get into the timing and astrological transits that aligned with the writing and release of her book, major 9H energy happening! Then, we dive into the incredibly in-depth relationship astrology you’ll find in Alice’s book and answer a few listener (and host) questions! This episode is perfect for anyone struggling to make sense of their birth chart and those who feel ‘doomed’ in the relationship space, hint: you’re NOT doomed. 

Order Alice’s Book, Trust Your Timing. Follow Alice on Instagram at @StalkAlice. 

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We’ve got a scandalous episode for you today, besties!! Before we get into it we give some life updates that range from social anxiety to sustainable banking then we get into this week’s astrological roster. We have a new moon in cancer coming our way but the major event this week is the nodal shift to Aries/Libra. Then, we get into it!! We discuss both the birth chart placements and astrological transits that align with cheating or going through breakups, as always astrology will never make you or anyone else DO anything. It’s all about reflection and healing besties! During ‘Hot Topic’ we continue our discussion on cheating, question emotional cheating and reflect on being cheated on. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who’s wondering if they should leave their stale relationship to pursue their crush…spoiler alert YES. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

This submission comes from a listener who has known their current partner for seven years and always thought they were a libra rising but recently discovered they’re a SCORPIO RISING. WTF! We give them advice on how to take a fresh look at their partner’s birth chart and give themselves a break. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

Quickie #28: Mom, Can You Come Pick Me Up? I’m in the 12th House 

A listener with their sun and venus in their twelfth house is pressed about these placements  because all they see online is twelfth house negativity! We dive into the twelfth house to uncover some of its depth and mystery and find a lot of positive ways this listener can use this DEEP energy in relationships and to learn more about themselves.  

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

Welcome back to SEASON 6 of Astro Sluts. We’re hot, we’re slutty, AND it's summer, what else could we ask for!?! This season is all about sex, flings, flirting and as always FUN. We kick off the season with some MAJOR life updates, new eras alert, then we get into this week’s ROSTER. The roster is a weekly update of the current astrological ‘players’  just like your roster of crushes might shift each week so do the planets! For this week’s Sex Ed lesson we’re diving into our birth charts to learn a little more about where these slutty themes show up in our chart. Dani takes us on a journey through the leo-ruled, playful fifth house and Aubrey guides us through the scorpio-ruled depths of the eighth house. We preview our segment ‘Hot Topic’ where we’ll discuss topics ranging from spicy to sus, and we ask y’all to get involved this season! We close out the episode with a listener submission from an english teacher who’s got a crush on the history teacher (hot) and is wondering how to make the first move this summer. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

Grab your bestie and a bevvy because we have a VERY SPECIAL episode for you! The Good ChildREeEeeeeNNnnn are live from our hotel room to talk bestie life and iconic duos. We kick off the episode discussing Andrew and Joe’s birth charts and how their charts embody both their friendship and podcast. We get into dating while in a codependent friendship then talk about trauma and chiron, naturally. Next, we dive into iconic duos from favorites like Martha and Snoop to shocking revelations in duos like Maddie Ziegler and Millie Bobby Brown?? We hope this episode gives you a giggle and inspires you to pull up you and your bestie’s synastry!

Follow Andrew and Joe at @goodchildrenpod on TikTok and Instagram and listen to Good Children every week for a literal injection of joy. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

A leo moon listener in a long term relationship is feeling unfulfilled with their partner’s inability to constantly perceive and obsess over them (relatable). We discuss how to express your needs to your partner however “needy” they may seem and how to find some of that fulfillment within. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

We’re always looking for a new way to expand our knowledge of ourselves and maximize our energy. This week we’re joined by @attstrology to discuss all things Human Design! Human Design combines many ancient modalities (like astrology!) to give us a blueprint of our energetic makeup. You may know the types or have that one friend who is obsessed with being a manifesting generator (literally Dani) but it goes so much deeper. We look at the Human Design types and their strategy for moving through the world, then we get into energy centers and authority to discuss how you’re meant to make decisions. Attia also gets into our personal Human Design charts and tells Aubrey to TAKE A NAP! We found this chat so validating and a much needed reminder that we are all meant to move through the world in our own unique way. 

Follow Attia at @attstrology on Instagram and book a reading with her via DM. 

Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you love the pod. leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.