ASTRO SLUTS

Conjunctions, sextiles, squares and more! In this episode we break down the five major aspects AKA those colorful lines on your birth chart. We start the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we discuss emerging from our shells and making art. During this week’s morning announcements we discuss Mercury and Saturn entering pisces as well as the upcoming virgo full moon and how to use the energy of these transits to your advantage. Then, we get into the astrological aspects found in your birth chart and how each of these relationships between the planets can deepen your understanding of your personal astrology. We take a break from astrology during ‘recess’ and discuss balancing our romantic relationships, friendships and time with ourselves. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who fears they may be in their flop era.

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Get to know us! We let y’all run this episode and answer all your burning questions. From sharing our earliest memory together to calling out the sign with the worst style, get to know your co-hosts on a more personal level.

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Ever wonder why you always fall for that one sign? Your vertex placement may answer that question. This week we dive into this obscure placement of fated connections. First we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and discuss the eight phases of the moon during the ‘morning announcements’. Then the study hall bell rings and we discuss all things vertex - from the house it may live to how it comes to life through all 12 signs. After study hall we head to recess to discuss all things control, AKA Dani’s current state of spiral. We close out the episode with a note from a listener who is having a hard time connecting to their cancer mars placement.

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Grab your compass and protractors! Today we’re breaking down the circle (the birth chart) into 36 pieces (the decans). We kick off the episode with our morning announcements and share what the upcoming astrological shifts may mean for you. Then, Dani guides us through an overview of the decans and Aubrey gets into all 36 placements to share how the decans can deepen your understanding of your sun sign. During recess we discuss gossip and the extensive pros and cons of sharing secrets and we close the episode out with a listener submission from a virgo crushing on another virgo.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! To close out our Valentine’s Day quickie trilogy we’re playing cupid. We asked y’all to let us match you and you filled TF out of the google form. We kick off the episode by matching two ‘bestie vibes only’ pairings then get into the romance. We shout out some of our favorite submissions and then get to matchmaking.

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Welcome to part two of our Valentine’s Day quickie series! It wouldn’t be an Astro Sluts love fest without chatting about the most important kind of love - self love! We discuss how each venus placement can light up their own heart and fulfill their needs just in time for Valentine’s Day.

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Find your seat, sharpen your pencils and get ready for the first day of school. We’re kicking off SZN 5 (can you believe?!) with an episode discussing the quadrants. But first, we catch up on what we’ve been up to while on our break, play a little game of Talk Astro to Me then discuss the current state of the sky during the ‘morning announcements’. During ‘study hall’ we take a trip around the birth chart to discuss the four quadrants and share what a majority of placements in  each of the quadrants may mean for your journey in this lifetime. We take a break from astrology chats for ‘recess’ where we discuss our personal priorities and goals for 2023. It wouldn’t be a school-themed season without the best part of school - passing notes. We take a reader’s submission who’s looking to find balance between the fun of casual dating and the depth of a serious relationship that pleases both their sagittarius and capricorn placements.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! We’ve got a three part Valentine’s Day inspired Quickie series coming your way. For the first episode of the trilogy we’ll chat synastry and composite charts. Give it a listen then run to astro.com and input your crush’s birth info. match making google form 

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Merry Christmas Sluts! Get ready for a silly little Christmas quickie. We’ve been “researching” all season to put together a list of Christmas movies that best embody each sign. From Christmas classics to cringy Netflix originals, listen to find out which movie we chose for your sign.

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Still holiday shopping, sluts? From conversation card games for our mercury-ruled signs to “anything with a snake on it” for our scorpios, we’ve got you covered with a complete guide to shopping for every sign.

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