ASTRO SLUTS

This quickie comes from a listener who is crushing on their coworker. We give our take on the controversial topic of dating your coworkers and decide if the astrology of these coworkers is HOT enough to take the risk. 

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This week's quickie comes from a listener who feels more connected to their sidereal chart than their tropical chart. They ask us our perspective on the different systems of astrology and which one they should turn to. 

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School’s out besties! We made it through a season of math, numbers, angles, degrees and more. We kick off our last episode by chatting about our summer fantasies and wardrobe updates then the bell rings for the morning announcements. We discuss upcoming astrological transits from mercury entering taurus to venus entering gemini. After the morning announcements, we transition into study hall - this week’s course: critical degrees. We dive deeper into degree theory and discuss the critical degrees in your birth chart and how they can pull focus into different areas of your life. During recess we chat about putting our goals into action and the steps we each take on the daily to make shit happen. We close out the episode with a listener submission, this listener has two natal retrogrades in their birth chart. We discuss natal retrogrades in the birth chart and share how to navigate them during upcoming transits. 

Thank you for joining us for another season! We’ll be back for a SLUT HOT SUMMER!

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As we near the end of a season full of math and numbers, we dip our toe into the more mystical side of the equation with numerology. We kick off the episode with some life updates, it is the astrological new year after all, then get into ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other a Capricorn and Aquarius themed question. On the ‘morning announcements’ we discuss the major universal shift that is Pluto entering Aquarius for the first time in over 200 years (!!!) and the more personal shift of Mars entering cancer. After the announcements we get into ‘Study Hall’ and begin this week’s crash course in numerology! We kick it off with some brief history then share how to find your foundation, personality and life path number. Once we collect our numbers we get into the planetary associations and themes of numbers 1-9. During ‘recess’ we discuss our #goals and manifestations for the new year and we close out the episode answering a question from a listener on profection years. 

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For our latest quickie we respond to a text from a listener asking our thoughts on gender’s place in astrology. AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! We dive into traditional astrology’s use of the masculine/feminine, the gender of the planets and share other ways to interpret these energies beyond the gender binary. We also get into individual astrology and discuss society’s effect on how the signs manifest in different kinds of people.

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We’re back in geometry class to discuss degree theory! We open the episode with some life updates and a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other Scorpio and Sagittarius themed questions. There’s lots to discuss during the morning announcements as we head into the astrological new year (hint: LOTS of aries energy ahead).  Study hall this week is all about the degrees. We discuss the sign and planet association with each degree (0-29), how to use the degrees to add more nuance to your birth chart, and what themes the degree placements may bring up for you. After study hall we discuss ‘doing too much’ AKA Aubrey and Dani’s favorite activity since literal birth. We close out the episode by ‘passing a note’ to a gemini listener who is out of their Saturn return but struggling to lock in on their life path/purpose.

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Saturn has entered Pisces and for a lot of y’all that means your Saturn return is upon you! We discuss WTF a Saturn return is, what Saturn in Pisces means for the collective and how your Saturn return may affect you based on the house where your natal saturn placement lives.

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We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The study hall bell rings and we change subjects to the signs as studentsl. We cover Aries’ love for PE all the way to Pisces’ french class fantasies. During recess we discuss our early school lives, social standings and share some truly wild class projects. Fun fact, we never went to school together in all our 20+ years of friendship, so we had a lot of catching up to do! We close out the episode with a question from a reader who is determining whether they should pursue a creative or ‘safer’ career route as they enter college.

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This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship is as astrologically special as it feels.

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