ASTRO SLUTS

Your resident fire and air besties put their powers together to give a pisces listener some advice on setting boundaries as a water sign. We give our listener tips on approaching tough conversations and also reminders to help them stand tall in their boundaries and needs.

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Grab a box bestie! This week we discuss the astrological timing of moving and the transits to look out for. We kick off our final episode of SZN 4 with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and close out the cycle of zodiac themed questions then get into this week's astrological forecast. We touch on the current eclipse season and talk about Jupiter's move back into Pisces. After that we get into the astrology of moving and discuss both the placements in your chart and transiting planets that could prompt a move and what kind of move to look out for with each transit. We finally get into Aubrey’s big move and discuss moving in with a partner, our thoughts on roommates and Dani’s vision for eventually moving out of her parent’s house. We close out the season with a WILD ‘Pass the Plate’ from a listener who’s boyfriend of two years lives in Europe and remind our listener ‘if he wanted to he would’. Stay tuned through the end of the episode for a special announcement for our Chicago listeners!

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This week we welcome our first ever guest! Tiff Rex Rei (they/them) joins us for a special episode to explore Bazi Chinese Astrology. Tiff guides us through the foundation of the birth chart, the five elements (yes, five!) and a few entry points for those of us new to the practice that want to dive deeper. Tiff also gives Aubrey and Dani a reading and we giggle about how perfectly our Bazi charts manifest in our friendship. The three of us then discuss how we began our journey into astrology and Tiff shares what they’ve learned about themselves and others through their practice. We close out the episode with a few questions from our listeners.

We hope you leave this episode inspired to learn more about Bazi Chinese astrology and feel empowered to find the system of astrology that feels exciting and aligned for you.

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This week’s QUICKIE was submitted by a listener who is often told that they’re ‘too good for’ the person they’re dating. This capricorn sun, sag moon, libra rising asks us how to handle this statement from people they’re dating, and if it’s an excuse or a reality.

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Happy Wednesday Sluts! This week we dig into the transits that will make for the ideal time to book a vacation. Before we get into the transits, we kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then discuss the ways you can use the placement of the moon to your advantage. For our main segment this week we discuss the houses that may activate your itch to plan a getaway and the vibes that the planets passing those houses might bring. For our layover this week we chat about traveling with your besties and share a few silly stories from our adventures in London. We close the episode with a ‘Pass the Plate’ from a listener who was on a roadtrip from hell with an ex-boyfriend.

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Bachelor nation, are you listening?! It’s Bachelor in Paradise szn and we’re here to overanalyze everything, especially our contestants' birth charts. We go through the cast and discuss their sun signs plus our predictions for their paradise journeys and partnerships.

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You’re in for a double this week! We’ve got two submissions from listeners who are contemplating dipping their toe in polyamory. We take a look at their birth charts to see if they have what it takes while also encouraging them to check-in on their motives.

Grab your reading glasses, sluts! This week we discuss astrocartography, pull up your chart and get ready to read the fine lines. Before we jump into astrocartography we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and discuss what’s up next in the astrological forecast, hint: venus moves into libra and mercury stations direct! Next up, we discuss astrocartography, what each line might mean for you and how to use your chart to plan future moves and vacations. For our layover this week we discuss tapping into your intuition through different spiritual practices and navigating feelings of anxiety vs. intuition. We close the episode with a ‘Pass the Plate’ from a listener who frequently ends up as the ‘side chick.’

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a ‘high-achieving’ capricorn (slay) who is just finishing school and looking to make some big moves. We give them our thoughts on how to prepare for the major life changes coming their way and share a few of our personal favorite routines, rituals and reads to get them in the right headspace.