ASTRO SLUTS

And you’re watching Animal Planet! JK this is Astro Sluts. This week we’re discussing the animals and symbols behind each sign to see what we can uncover about the sign itself through our research. But first, we kick off the episode with gemini and cancer themed ‘Talk Astro to Me’ questions then discuss what you can expect from the upcoming libra season and libra new moon. Then, we dive into our animal themed education segment and discuss everything from bulls ‘manging’ to the four animals that represent scorpio, it’s not just the scorpion!!! We have a layover in archetypes, stereotypes and breaking through the boxes we get placed in by society (and by ourselves), then close out the episode with a ‘Pass the Plate’ from a listener who already knows the answers to their own questions.

The title says it all besties! This week’s quickie comes from a listener with zero earth placements (Dani can relate) and is looking to tap into the grounded energy of earth signs we all know and love. We share our thoughts on capitalism (as Gen Z does), give our listener tips for grounding their energy and also share a few paths to success! 

Pack your bags, sluts! This week we’re traveling to the ninth house, known to rule foreign travel, philosophy, higher education and more. We start the episode with a little aries and taurus inspired chat for this week’s ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then give you a rundown of where the planets (Venus through Saturn) are hanging out these days. For our main segment we discuss the ninth house, how it can show up in your birth chart and how that might translate to your life path. We have a layover in ‘finding your passions’ and hope to inspire y’all to make space for hobbies as young ‘adults’. We close out the episode by ‘Passing the Plate’ over to a listener who is looking to continue their self-love journey while also pursuing a new relationship.

A listener asks the sluts to discuss the popular TikTok trend of splitting up the sign’s traits and personalities by month (ex: August Virgos v September Virgos). For Quickie #6, we discuss the decans, how your sign’s co-ruler shifts every 10 days and how that can affect the way your sign manifests.

Buckle your seatbelts, sluts! We’re going around the world for SZN 4! Starting with a little time travel to the origins of astrology. But first, we kick the episode off with a new icebreaker series ‘talk astro to me’ and a little update on the current sky (hint: we’ve got mercury retrograde in the forecast). Next up we host a hoe-story lesson on the early days of astrology, where it started, how it spread and how we made it to the meme-able evolution of astrology we all know and love. We get into our personal journeys with astrology in this week’s layover and discuss what astrology has brought into our lives. We close out the episode with our new listener submitted series ‘Pass the Plate’ (hey disney kiddos) where we pass the mic to y’all and as always share our opinions on your situation(ships).

A listener with a Scorpio sun and a Taurus moon and rising wants to know how to balance the deep, emotional connections they desire with their flighty Venus in Sagittarius. The Sluts give recommendations on how to lean into fun, adventurous energy as a way to deepen romantic connections. Dani suggests holding out for someone that makes you less scared of commitment and Aubrey gives some silly and spiritual date ideas to keep partnerships exciting. Maybe try a sexy nun costume??

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For Quickie #3, a Libra writes in asking if there is any correlation between mercury retrogrades and a past situation-ship... with a PISCES ofc. The Sluts can definitely relate to having crushes on mediocre people! Aubrey and Dani go through what areas of the listener's life the Mercury Rx affected and how to trust the universe is giving you what you need. As a final piece of advice, Dani reminds us to make sure situation-ships are mutual. 

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On Quickie #2, an ASTRO SLUTS listener writes in to ask how to approach a date or anyone who is dismissive of astrology. Aubrey and Dani talk over a few ways to justify astrology and some ideas on how to win the skeptics over. But at the end of the day, being closed off to what other people are into is a big red flag in itself. So if your date shames you for liking astrology... thank u, next!

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Down for a quickie? ASTRO SLUTS is debuting a series of mini episodes to answer more listener submissions! For Quickie #1, a listener wonders about the astrology of 'Zillenials' (those babies born between '95 and '98ish) after realizing they have a Gen Z placement: Pluto in Sagittarius. Dani and Aubrey discuss the difference between inner and outer planets and if being a Zillenial is similar to having a 'cusp' birthday. For more on Gen Z astrology, listen to the ASTRO SLUTS Astrology Club playlist Gen Z: The Pluto in Sag Generation available only on Spotify. 

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