it’s movie night!🍿 today, we’re talking chiron and how you can use your chiron placement to further your ‘hero’s journey’ then we dive into classic slumber party movies. in classic astro sluts fashion we over analyze the astrological placements of our favorite characters and discuss all the bs we learned in rom coms in this weeks LIGHTS OUT. plus an uber game of creepy mystery date!

This week we’re pulling a raven baxter and exploring our destinies with the north and south lunar nodes. We discuss how they affect our birth charts, the current sky, and our past, present, and future relationships. For LIGHTS OUT we’re finding purpose without a partner and close things out with a mystery date made for three. Speaking of… we've got accidental throuple updates! 

This week is all about sex. From sleeping with the signs to asking for what you want…make sure your airpods are connected for this episode. We give advice to a listener who ‘accidentally’ got themselves into a throuple and close out this episode with a ‘slippery’ mystery date.

This week we’re putting all the pieces of your birth chart together from signs to planets to houses.  We also cover chart rulers, more on compatibility and a quick run-down of Anna Delvey’s chart for anyone else overly invested in Inventing Anna. This week on LIGHTS OUT we’re talking ‘missed connections’ AKA getting ghosted and close it out with a listener submitted Mystery Date.

Get your birth chart and notebook ready! This week we’re taking you through all 12 houses and giving you a peek at how our placements affect our love lives. We also chat transits, romantic timing, and how to correctly read your horoscope. On LIGHTS OUT we discuss making friends as an adult and close things out with a game of mystery date.

Happy Valentine’s Day sluts! We’re kicking the episode off with a cringe-worthy game of Would You Rather, then diving into all the planets and what they could mean for your love life. Pull up your birth chart to follow along and get ready to take extra notes on your venus sign - just in time for Valentine’s Day! We close things out with a LIGHTS OUT discussion on marriage and a two-faced mystery date.

Grab your pjs and sleeping bags - we're having a slumber party!  To kick off season 2 we’re giving you an update on what we’ve been up to since we last spoke, hint: spiraling. Astro school is back in session, this episode we cover mercury and venus retrogrades plus the elements, modalities and MATH. In our first LIGHTS OUT chat we talk about getting tested, using protection, and the importance of caring about the wellbeing of your partners. We close out the episode with a game of Mystery Date! 

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CHART: how often should i be getting tested for STIs? https://www.o.school/article/how-often-sti-test#

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It’s the season one finale of Astro Sluts! What would a wrap up be without some superlatives?! We’re crowning every sign from best dressed to most likely to have a secret family 👀  In this episode we’re also taking you through our iconic Halloween night and what Scorpios should keep in mind to be a good partner. Plus, a little surprise to close out the season strong.

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Need the perfect spot to impress your new aries crush? We’ve got you. This week we’re cycling through the best date ideas for every sign. If you’re in Chicago you’ll love this episode, we’re naming a few of our favorite local spots and even have your date night outfit picked out for you. We kick the episode off by spilling more stories behind our Bingo charts and answering a listener question on astrological ‘incompatibility.’

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Happy Scorpio szn sluts! The Bachelorette is back and we’re diving deep into our leading lady, Michelle Young’s chart, plus the charts of her standout suitors. Find out who we think should get the final rose and who could be here for the wrong reasons... But first, we’re dealing with fire signs when they're wrong (spoiler: don’t) and tips for this hallo-weekend’s Sun square Saturn.

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