ASTRO SLUTS

This week we dive directly into the nightmares of this past Mercury retrograde. Couldn’t bother to give us a trigger warning, Mercury? Halloween is just around the corner, so we’re taking you on a haunted journey through our spookiest, cringiest, and most HORROR-fying dates. Plus, some advice for our Pisces listeners and tips for moving on from a relationship ghost.

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This week Aubrey and Dani discuss astrological compatibility of everyone’s favorite celeb couples. What makes Kourtney and Travis so hot? Will Zoe and Channing last? WTF is up with Grimes and Elon Musk? We’re answering all those questions and more. But first, we kick off the episode with a piping hot update straight from Aubrey’s Instagram DMs and our tips for snagging a Leo.

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Aubrey and Dani here! Get to know your hosts as we take you through a deep dive of our birth charts and dating history. Pull up your instagram and follow along as we play astro bingo and share some cringe-worthy personal dating experiences - we’re looking at you cancers and libras. We close out episode 1 with some advice for a budding scorpio/gemini couple!

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Welcome to our podcast, astro sluts! We've always been your favorite Aqua/Sag duo, but now Aubrey and Dani are your favorite podcasters too.

We’ve been best friends for over 20 years and googling astrological compatibility since puberty. We’re very funny and hot and you deserve to experience that on a weekly basis! We're those girls who ask you what time you were born on our first date and then refer to you solely as ‘the libra’ for years to come. Every Wednesday we’ll be talking about how we use astrology in sex, dating, pop culture, and give unhinged advice about your lives while we’re at it. There will be mature themes and we’ll be using whatever language we’d like, so if you are a child or one of our parents, maybe this show is not for you. Subscribe to astro sluts wherever you listen to podcasts to be notified of new episodes and follow us on Tiktok and Instagram to become an astro slut yourself.