ASTRO SLUTS

Oops! We did it again! We just couldn’t stay away, sluts. Thanks to our friends over at Barriere, we’re back with one final episode of szn 3, for real this time. This week we give advice to a double capricorn stellium couple (how brave of them) then dive into rising signs. We dig into the traditional ties that rising signs have to physical appearance, discover each sign's power color and what that color's energy means for them, then chat a little bit about how the rising signs might present through their personal style. We close the episode out with the final ghost story of summer camp - this listener got ghosted by a politician…big yikes!

Grab your goggles and swim suits - it’s a pool party! We’re sharing how our double date went and recommending how a Virgo listener can make friends in a new city. Since it’s our last episode of the season, we’re leaving you with some ideas on how each sign should practice self-care and where to look in your birth chart for new ideas on how to take care of your whole self. We also reflect on the past, present, and future of our own self-care journeys. To close out, we discuss if it’s time for a love-bombed listener to ghost their vacation fling… (Spoiler: we vote yes!)

Have a great summer, sluts <3 xoxo

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Gather around the campfire, it’s getting toasty this week. We kick things off with life updates and advice for a couple who’s been together 10 years, but birth charts aren’t a match at first glance. Then, we get into twin flames and share our thoughts on this highly controversial and often toxic karmic relationship type. For skinny dipping this week we discuss toxic relationships, how to recognize you may be in one, how to get out, and how to help a friend through one. To stay on theme we close out the episode with a gaslighting ghost story.

Happy Pride, sluts! This week is all about queer astrology. We kick things off with astrological background on what makes Gen Z so queer, hint: you can thank Pluto, then dive into advice for a listener looking to navigate crushes on multiple people. For our education segment this week, we discuss monogamy and non-monogamy through the signs, planets, and houses then get into our personal experiences and views on the topic through our charts and beyond. We close our pride episode in the best way we know how…by making fun of straight men.

Dust off your middle school dance costumes! It's time for the camp talent show! This week we give advice to a listener who is ready to release herself from the shackles of men, then dive into this week’s education segment: finding your talents in your birth chart. We cover the four angles in your chart - ascendant, descendant, IC and MC plus the Part of Fortune. In skinny dipping this week we discuss owning your worth and discuss a few of our favorite self-confidence boosting techniques then finish out the episode with a reverse ghost story.

There’s a meteor shower this week at camp Astro Sluts! We kick off the episode with a run down of what you can expect from the Saturn retrograde and give one of our listeners advice on going (or not going) long-distance with their boo. We’re getting into the ‘bonus features’ of your chart this week with a segment on the asteroids plus how to locate and understand them in your own chart. For skinny dipping we discuss ‘wants and needs’ and manifesting your perfect partner. We close the episode out with a shocking, listener ghost story.

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From summer flings to summer loving yourself we’ve got you covered for the season! We kick off the episode with some reminiscing on summers past then hop into advice for a capricorn listener. This week we’re diving back into relationship astrology with synastry and composite charts, we discuss the different aspects you might find in your charts and what they mean for your relationships. We close out the episode with a skinny dipping segment on how to enjoy summer to the fullest sans external pressures and share a listener’s ghost story.

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