ASTRO SLUTS

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus entering Libra and all the other planetary shifts along the way. After our Scorpio season preview it’s time for the main showing! We each share a few favorite halloween movies, Halloweentown, Carrie, Hocus Pocus and more, then we discuss the signs of all the main characters. It’s a silly goofy time! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss transitional periods and dealing with change. We close out the episode with the GREATEST listener submission of ALL TIME. A Halloween party saga from a Virgo listener dating a SUPER SAG. 

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This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Saturn Return means in astrology and what you can expect when you’re going through yours based on your natal Saturn placement. During skeletons in the closet we discuss Golden Bachelor, everyone’s favorite reality dating show and how maturity and SATURN RETURNS makes for impeccable dating vibes. We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener who was swept off their feet by a new crush then realized…he’s a CANCER (gasp!). 

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Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. Dani gives us an overview of Libra season and Aubrey gives us an overview of this week’s full moon. During our educational segment, Monster High, we explore everything Pluto. From an overview of the planet to its themes and how it shows up both generationally and in the natal chart. We take a break from astrology for ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ where we discuss the perils of misogyny and how it manifests very differently in both of our lives. We close the episode with an ‘American Horror Story’ from a listener who got ‘Libra Man-ed’. 

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Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen’s background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and the experience of visiting Aura Aura. Then, it’s time to dive into COLOR! We discuss all the various colors that come up in an aura portrait, their meaning or what they might bring up, their placement in the photo and how colors shift or stay the same over time. We finish up the episode with some listener questions and share where Aura Aura is off to next!

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As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex ed’ topic, kink in the birth chart. We discuss asteroids, body rulership, the fifth house, the eighth house, literally all the signs and whatever else we could think of. During ‘hot topic’ we each reflect on this summer and all it’s brought us from steamy hot temps to a solo apartment and a new job. We close out season 6 with a submission from a listener who hates their current job but their capricorn rising won’t let them quit! Spoiler: we obviously tell them to quit. 

We’ll be back with SZN 7 once Mercury Rx comes to a close just in time for spooky szn! 

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Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster.  This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon of August. Lot’s happening!! During this week’s ‘sex ed’ segment we dive into the descendant, the place on your birth chart that gives you a glimpse into what you seek from relationships and what you’re attracted to. We discuss platonic vs. romantic relationships during ‘hot topic’ and close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is at a crossroads between leveling up in their corporate career or pushing their relationship to the next level.

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Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster and discuss the New Moon in Leo and the start of Virgo season! For this week’s Sex Ed lesson we discuss Mercury through the signs and how each placement approaches conversations around sex and hookups. As always we give some advice for each sign on how to best approach these conversations and best communicate their needs. During Hot Topic we discuss intimacy, intimacy in friendships vs. romantic relationships and what intimacy means to us. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is in a multi-year flirtationship with a 45 YEAR OLD MAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS, who is also their coworker…you already know our thoughts.  

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It’s a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week’s Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno’s shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock’ to the ‘escape artist’. We discuss their turn-ons, hookup style and a few silly little anecdotes along the way. Our Hot Topic of the week is… HOOK UPS! We discuss hookup culture, Aubrey’s current slut era, or lack thereof and Dani reminisces on her sluttier years. We finish the episode with a submission from a listener who feels their long distance relationship has lost its spark and is starting to get THE ICK!

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Hey besties!! This week we’re discussing even more of the asteroids that spice up our love lives, flirting patterns and situationships. We get into some life updates from the sluts then dive into mercury’s retroshade during the roster. WTF is a retroshade? We’ll get into it! For today’s Sex Ed lesson we look at a handful of asteroids from Psyche to Sapphos and discuss where these asteroids show up in each of our charts.  We transition into a chat on virginity and MLMs (?) during Hot Topic then close the episode out with a listener who’s crushing on their BEST FRIEND’S BEST FRIEND. 

Our first asteroid epi. 

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If you ever forget what being a Sagittarius is all about, return here. We got to chat all things sag stelliums, astrological timing and crushes (obviously) with writer, scammer and certified It Girl, Caroline Calloway. We dove into Caroline’s birth chart, discussed her astrocartography and astrological timing of Scammer’s release, her writing process and The Cut article. 

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