This ain't our circus, ain't our monkeys. Turns out DJ Colorado might be a beard, but J definitely prefers nature over Hollywood, without question. By some some miracle KM knows more about Broadway than the other two, but no surprise cuz he is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Speaking of NY: introducing the black Giuliani! J is quick with facts! Whales is different than Wales. We'll explain... But you're on your own when it comes to magma. Oh yeah, HAPPY OCEAN DAY!!!!

Pretty Uneventful, Yet Wild. Production value at its absolute low, but don't worry... White people talk about the weather! Shout out to Lester!  J predicted that this cast would be a shitshow and he was correct. Then some soft core news coverage of Chinese boreholes. The news about killer whales doesn't make it any less soft core. And then 15 hard core minutes of K.M. trying to date Dylan Mulvaney. Sorry Meg Ryan. 

We start poetry heavy. You're welcome. "It is a literary podcast." We obviously highlight female writers often, but as DJ Colorado puts it so eloquently: "We're not Pride and Prejudicing it up here." Buy Steven Wright's new book. And Mr. Wright, please pay us to advertise on our cast. Careful, we're in bat country! Don't eat the apple! K.M. is a believer, but DJ Colorado solves the problem of world peace. 

J..M. Douglas, K.M. Andrews & the voice of reason DJ Colorado celebrate the anniversary of the death of Sir Bob Marley.  A marital beef emerges over the difficult choice between Dateline & 48 Hours. Check out Rick Rubin's new book to coerce him into buying ad space on this cast (great poetry though...). And of course Colorado keeps us up on current events. What was the name of the pony that won the Derby? Goodbye Horses! 

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Featuring a special guest poet: Moulin Rogue. Have you ever played "Bear, Ninja or Hunter"? Looking for a can't lose $5 bar bet? Ask if they can pronounce this name: Giannis Antetokounmpo. They can in Milwaukee (just sayin). We spend way too much time talking about street signs. It turns out we were right- the robots are coming to kill us! #RememberKentState

Without question the most literature this podcast has ever offered. Then we get way too deep into Broadway plays. Turns out that musicals are the best place for straight, single guys to score. Who knew? Any book recommendations for DJ Colorado are welcome, but she won't read them... J explains why we stand on mountains. 

Happy Holidaze! No camping, no glamping. Shout out to Cleveland! Bone Thugs 'n Harmony. But none of us wear their t-shirts because we know who they are. We probably didn't solve the gun debate, but things happen behind barns that no one else knows about. Where does one find mushrooms? Colorado works well in the hazy world, she also doesn't do politics. And she calls out J for naming his towels. Roll me up & smoke me when I die! The rest of the cast is completely NORML.

Wheelchairs are fun? Sometimes. Humanity is meant to struggle. Not sure if J is a dick, a pussy or a bitch, but one of them is definitely accurate. K.M. looks like Kid Rock's stunt double. J looks like Markie Mark in retirement... and he has to pee pee like a toddler. K.M. tries to be respectful to hillbillies. Colorado has his back. But then she tries to talk and J thinks he has her back... What's going on in Saudi Arabia??? Seriously.... What's going on in Saudi Arabia???

DJ Colorado & K.M. Douglas were more than concerned once J. Andrews started talking, but it turned out J made sense. You're gonna learn more than you want to about bats. We aren't into politics, but we would love to Make America Horny Again! "At this point, who cares!?!" Anyway... god or Google will determine who speaks jive, and unfortunately, Jimmy Buffet lied to us. Don't worry, it all turned out fine... 

Look at my sh*t! Hillbillies can also be millionaires. Shaq Diesel has the final word on the Stevie Wonder conspiracy. K.M. gives back to the community. The Pink Ladies had NOTHING to do with the recent kidnappings and murders in Mexico. Gangs don't offer apologies. J puts the cock in Cocktail. Mexico is the next China. Season 3, baby!!! Sci-Fi needs a movie about Nazis in space. Typewriter poets are beautiful performance artists but probably sh*tty poets. Make some noise for DJ COLORADO!!!