Attention HellMart Shoppers!

By Harmless Entertainment

What's Attention HellMart Shoppers! about?

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

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Attention HellMart Shoppers! episodes:

03.09.2023
Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups. Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini Support the show and...
01.14.2023
There's no Business Like Hell Business
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.
04.28.2020
Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.
04.18.2020
Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.
04.17.2020
Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do
Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.
04.16.2020
Mini Episode 22: Employee Review
Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.
04.15.2020
Mini Episode 21: Alpaca
Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong.
04.14.2020
Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i
Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.
04.13.2020
Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor
Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know.
04.12.2020
Mini Episode 18: Birthday!
It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.
04.11.2020
Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag
Danny and Chet just can't seem to connect.
04.10.2020
Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV
Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694
04.09.2020
Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits
Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permanent addition to HelloMart? Only time will tell.
04.08.2020
Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations
This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillion other shows. We'll being hearing from her some more on upcoming bonus episodes and...
04.07.2020
Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...
It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Battistini of Contador De Historias!
04.06.2020
Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan
It's an Easter Special! Almost timely, eh?
04.05.2020
Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement
What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know!
04.04.2020
Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette
Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell.
04.03.2020
Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots
This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot. Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group!...
04.02.2020
Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now
This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew.
04.01.2020
Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday
Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group or on Red https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694...
03.31.2020
Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers
This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run-in with the local law enforcement. Support the show and get early...
03.30.2020
Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares
This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on.
03.29.2020
Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us
Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.
03.28.2020
Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game
This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.
03.27.2020
Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish
Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1.
03.26.2020
Mummy Dearest
Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay...
09.08.2019
Listen to My New Podcast!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen! Harmless Phosphorescence Check out all...
09.03.2019
Season 2 Teaser
November 18, 2019
10.29.2018
BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018
The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not.
09.07.2018
BONUS: I have a New Show!
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you'll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage,...
07.12.2018
BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda Ashe. Follow us on Twitter @thehellomart Like us on Facebook at HellMart Podcast Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus...
05.21.2018
BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of HelloMart. We are also just dollars away from making our first Patreon goal. We...
04.10.2018
BONUS: April Announcement
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for...
03.05.2018
There's No Place Like Hell
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest...
02.19.2018
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif...
02.05.2018
Jimmy's Eleven
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3. Help support the show on Patreon...
01.22.2018
Working Stiffs
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us stay...
01.08.2018
Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager. Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, Music and more! Follow us on social media! facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...
12.18.2017
A Cold Christmas In Hell
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and...
11.27.2017
Holiday Schedule Announcement
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December,...
11.20.2017
Chicken Little Big Man
Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us...
11.06.2017
All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers
10.30.2017
Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers
10.23.2017
Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers Follow us...
10.16.2017
Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes and so much more! Attention HellMart...
10.09.2017
Big News!
Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out...
10.02.2017
Mommy's Little Monster
The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us...
09.18.2017
Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters shows such as The Tunnels!
09.04.2017
Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention...

What's Attention HellMart Shoppers! about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Attention HellMart Shoppers! episodes:

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings

There's no Business Like Hell Business

Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

Mini Episode 21: Alpaca

Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i

Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor

Mini Episode 18: Birthday!

Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag

Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV

Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits

Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations

Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...

Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan

Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement

Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette

Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots

Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now

Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday

Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers

Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares

Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us

Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game

Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish

Mummy Dearest

Listen to My New Podcast!

Season 2 Teaser

BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018

BONUS: I have a New Show!

BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!

BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute

BONUS: April Announcement

There's No Place Like Hell

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV

Jimmy's Eleven

Working Stiffs

Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

A Cold Christmas In Hell

Holiday Schedule Announcement

Chicken Little Big Man

All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head

Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3

Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2

Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!

Big News!

Mommy's Little Monster

Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II

Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I