Apologies Are Hard, Breaking Animal News, Happy Birthday Sean Connery, Renting a Rolex, Air Guitar Championships, Jumping a Building for a Girl, Honesty Cafe, We're All Dust, Traveler's Lying, The Near-sided Tortoise;

Quotes:

"The big fluffy dog was re-elected by a landslide"

"Where did the car find a spider monkey?"

"Most times it's easier to forgive than to ask forgiveness."

"People typically are too worried about themselves to be impressed by you."