My friend Margaret guest stars AGAIN BECAUSE IT ONLY MADE SENSE. Aunt Zelda says "leave it on the wrack!" Uncle Floyd admits he's a failed dancer. Margaret realizes her type is West Point. Dillon wants Margaret and Uncle Floyd to do a spinoff. We all agree that Tayshia gets DILLON'D by Brendan

Straight up - the audio is reaaaaal bad for this one. Bare with us....

My friend Kendahl guest stars. Aunt Zelda suggests Kendahl is the most beautiful guest in the world. Uncle Floyd tells a joke about a peanut. Dillon considers becoming a sperm donor. We all agree there is one thing that is most important in a relationship.

My friend Maddie guest stars. Aunt Zelda told Uncle Floyd he needed to move on or she would. Uncle Floyd is FED UP with being called UNCLE FLOYD. Maddie drops some truth bombs about burdening others. Dillon reveals his million dollar polygraph idea for Apple Watch.

My friend Margaret guest stars AGAIN and on her BIRTHDAY. Aunt Zelda DESPISES Bennet. Margaret joins the 5 timers club of AZAM. Uncle Floyd admits he's into the ol' gag and nag. And Dillon updates us all with his break up.

Uncle Floyd lets us in on the secret to how he gets girls phone numbers. Aunt Zelda reveals her biggest fear about marriage––and she's currently facing it. And Dillon is moving on, while weighing if there is anything left to lose.

My friend Margaret guest stars. Aunt Zelda breaks down what actually makes a grown-ass man. Margaret says she'd love to be called a "smoke show". Uncle Floyd says he'll talk about his sex life next week. And Dillon CONTINUES to process his break up, but he's getting there and is realizing it's probably time to move on.

My friend Shosh guest stars AGAIN. Aunt Zelda admits that she hasn't accepted herself yet. Shosh tells Dillon he would fail on The Bachelorette.  Dillon can't seem to escape from processing his most recent break up (it happened last week) and oooof apologies ahead of time. 

My friend Steve guest stars. Aunt Zelda is convinced Clare is the female version of Donald Trump. Uncle Floyd is a MANIAC playing to both sides of the political spectrum. My friend Steve asks the real questions about love. And I... kind of have respect for what Dale did????? I don't know. Maybe. 

We baaaaaaaaack! (with technical difficulties, so bare with us as we try to figure it out!) Uncle Floyd is too afraid to share headphones with Aunt Zelda and immediately bails! Aunt Zelda tells Dillon no one will trust him now that he is turning 30. Dillon questions why the fuck people think "standing out" means wearing a straight jacket. Like wtf?????

WOW what a way to cap off a freakin' SEASON.

My cousin Eric guest stars Uncle Floyd's mom visits him in a dream. Aunt Zelda breaks down what actually makes a relationship. Dillon dives into his recent love life...development... bringing the podcast season FULL CIRCLE. Eric confesses his love for the Australia Uluru.