Aunt Zelda and Me and The Bachelor and The Bachelorette

My Mom guest stars for my first Bachelor in Paradise episode. Aunt Zelda reveals she invited her ex to her wedding. Uncle Floyd brags about Aunt Zelda's shoe collection. My mom refuses to answer questions about "hooking up" in front of me. I realize Cam and 19 year old me are the same person and everything starts to click...

This podcast was sponsored by Blue Chew and Bobby Bad's Bad Breath Balls.

My brother Jordan guest stars. Aunt Zelda drops some knowledge on Hannah's transformation. Uncle Floyd thanks everyone for letting him into their bedroom (???!!!). Jordan explains why he thinks Hannah and Tyler will not make it. I explore my ego and if I'm "man enough" to put it aside. We all decide I'm the "Jed" of the family...WTF.

This episode is sponsored by Uncle Floyd's Fuck Room Glasses and High Heel-less High Heels.

My friend Maddie guest stars. Aunt Zelda breaks down becoming husband material, but someone disagrees... Uncle Floyd reveals his secret to having the most beautiful skin in New York City.  Maddie talks about being swoon by an erotic poem. I get a little heated about how manipulative Jed is being.  

This podcast is sponsored by Uncle Floyd's Mound Potions, Jobs, and Windmill Peter. 

You asked, we answered. Aunt Zelda and Me join the boys on this episode and tell all!!! Uncle Floyd airs his thoughts on Fantasy Suites and what they should really be called. I did some deep diving into my previous relationship... Aunt Zelda reveals her favorite guest thus far! And...lots, lots more.

This episode is sponsored by Floyd’s ED Meds, Just Doin’ Our Pest, and TommyTranslator.

My cousin Scott guest stars. Uncle Floyd is the sexiest man on the Upper West Side. Aunt Zelda reveals the secret to continuously finding your partner attractive. Scott breaks down why Jed is such a little fuck boy. I explain why I don't think I'll ever call my ex.

This episode was sponsored by Storytellers, Man Bans, Drool Tool, and fiancé and the fiancé.

My prom date Emily guest stars. Aunt Zelda admits that Pilot Pete's Mercedes is BETTER than Uncle Floyd's T-Tops. Uncle Floyd proves that he is a public speaker.  Emily refuses to be swooned by Paul McCartney...but is swooned by Labe. And I reveal the secret to my heart--Ice cream. We all discuss what it means to take someone's last name when you get married.

My friend Quintin guest stars. Aunt Zelda finds out what THOT mouth is. Uncle Floyd takes on racial inequality in New York City and on The Bachelorette. Quintin outs every gay man in Hollywood. I discover my one true destiny: to become a hand model. 

This podcast is sponsored by Alexatives, Grand Children for Aunt Zelda, Fake Limes, and Me.

Aunt Zelda and Uncle Floyd are BACK BABY! My girlfriend Julie guest stars. We all explore Cognitive Behavioral Therapy... Uncle Floyd talks about fate and why he's never on time. Aunt Zelda is becoming suspicious of Jed. Julie admits what "serenades" her. I've gained just a wee-bit of respect for Luke P. 

This episode is sponsored by Pancakes, Pedro's Anchovies, Angry Birds the Movie II, UNCLE FLOYD HUMAN MEGAPHONE, and a Sad Ad. 

My friend Margaret and Michael guest star. Aunt Zelda and Uncle Floyd are STILL on vacation! (Cool thanks, guys!) I reveal how my family is literally the cause of the end of humanity. Michael claims Conor S. made a "bitch" move. Margaret breaks down Hannah's autonomy over her own body. We all do this podcast for THE BOYS.

This episode is sponsored by Mike's Matcha, Pancakes, Stanley's Dick Cream, Ed Williamson the Pirate, and MF Panty Police.

My mom and dad guest star. Aunt Zelda and Uncle Floyd are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND THIS WEEK as they are on vacation with their son and LEFT ME ALONE. My dad admits the first thing he ever said to my mom was a lie. My mom breaks down what she thinks the secret is to a relationship that stands the test of time. I find out Aunt Zelda is the only reason I exist. And we all talk straight trash to Luke P!

This episode is sponsored by Browser Buddy, PickPocket Pocket Protector, Red Apron, and The Cheese Cheese.