Aunt Zelda and Me and The Bachelor and The Bachelorette

My friend Allie guest stars. Uncle Floyd threatens Dillon with cement shoes. Aunt Zelda explains that Hannah Ann is a neutral choice. Allie reveals her theories on why Kelley was missing. Dillon begs to nominate Uncle Floyd for the show. We all wonder wtf the rules are for Listen to Your Heart.

My friend Shosh guest stars. Aunt Zelda admits she hated Uncle Floyd's temporary tattoo. Uncle Floyd tells Dillon about the perfect girl he found for him. Shosh reveals she would only date a virgin if they had been in a coma. Dillon won't stop bringing up that he was punched in the face. And we all respect fingers in the butt.

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My friend Akmal guest stars. Aunt Zelda enlightens us about how "there's no such thing as too much coming." Uncle Floyd comes clean about the criticism he receives from Aunt Zelda. Akmal makes it clear that no one should ever make a list of things they like about him. Dillon mourns Kelley.

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My friend Rachel guest stars. Aunt Zelda learns what Flavor of Love is. Uncle Floyd tells us how he makes his Valentine's Day so special. Rachel admits she's here for the wrong reasons--to steal Uncle Floyd's limelight. Dillon...becomes a Doctor?

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My friend Michael guest stars. Aunt Zelda is sick of people playing the victim. Dillon realizes he's more popular than toothpaste. Michael vehemently defends adults who love Disney. And we all miss Uncle Floyd.

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My friend Michael guest stars. Aunt Zelda teaches us about Jewish Christmas. Uncle Floyd realizes he is the target audience for girls pillow fighting. Michael finally gets answers for his comedy sketch. Dillon finds out he is a hot crier. And we all agree that Kelly's got it all.

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My friend Toni guest stars. Aunt Zelda snitches about my ratty little secret from when I was younger. Uncle Floyd reminisces about how his family used to tattle tell on Aunt Zelda before they were married. Toni compares love in San Francisco and New York. And Dillon blushes over Jordan Kimball sliding into his DMs during the show!!!!!!

Ya' boys is baaaaaaaaack! Aunt Zelda dives into how to deal with what happens during the break period if you and an ex get back together. Uncle Floyd admits that he's sleeping with a sponsor! I find out I should always tell my girlfriend I've paid full price for a gift. And we all wonder wtf Hannah B is still doing here!!!!

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Aunt Zelda reveals the cornerstone of a relationship. Uncle Floyd refuses to let me forget where I first lived in New York City. Caroline admits being smelly is a dealbreaker. I get real about my struggles with communication in my relationship.

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My friend Jake guest stars (again!). Uncle Floyd tells me to grow TF up. Aunt Zelda admits her love and respect for Clay. Jake refuses to talk to us about Nicole, but damn do we try. I reveal that I once tasted chemicals for a living...which I guess explains a lot?

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