Awkwards Anonymous Podcast

A bit of a mixed bag, Missy and Chrissy begin with some ridiculous anxiety and awkward moments of the week. Chrissy has some super exciting news! And eventually they morph into sharing some likely unpopular opinions that will leave them staring at the ceiling for years to come. 

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Ready to get dark? ...again. In this edgy episode Missy and Chrissy jump right into it and talk about "deadness". Their own deadness. Family deadness. Awkward deadness. Being visited by...deadness? The analogy's going south... Anyway, they also might really be on to a new business venture...though New Orleans might already have a patent. 

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

And "AA" is for Awkward Assholes.  Missy and Chrissy exchange stories in this episode about how being an awkward can make you seem like an inherent asshole when all you're really trying to do is just live your life. But also, sometimes you're just a straight up jerk...and that's something that can haunt you forever. Does anyone else still stare at the ceiling thinking about dumb shit they did when they were 10 years old?  Let it the eff go already! Easier said than done for these anxiety-riddled dorks.

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

In the episode Missy and Chrissy discuss what fickle creatures they are as women, and as awkwars.  WE ARE STRONG, SMART, INDEPENDENT WOMEN!  BUT...we also want to be catered to and babied.  We don't want you to assume we don't know something...but we don't want to be expected to know it. We don't want you to talk to us...but we don't want to be ignored.  We want you to know we can knit and bake...but it's rude for you to mention it.  What? Is that wrong? What haven't we made clear?

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Why is it so exhausting to give and receive praise and gratitude? In this episode Missy and Chrissy exchange stories and try to crack this nut. What is the perfect balance between being genuine and being too sappy? How do you navigate away from what they call the "mush hole"? Ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of "no,  thank you" "no, you're the best" "no, you hang up" "no, you hang up"? Tell us about it!

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Ya...you read that right. Missy and Chrissy literally spend an entire episode talking about arm pits. Cause why not? Every once in a while you gotta have a meeting for the masses...and who can't relate to having a pair of good ol' fashion pits?

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io. 

In this episode Missy and Chrissy begin thinking there's no agenda. But one thing leads to another and they end up experiencing a little networking PTSD. Does the word "networking" set your nerves on edge? Even just talking about it gives them the willies!

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Missy's had a super weird week. This episode goes a little off the rails and rolls into a beautifully organic cornucopia of awkward anecdotes, texting mishaps, accidental flirtation and sharing just....waaay to much.  Send us your awkwedotes (can we get that word to stick?)! We all need a laugh right now and it would really help to share your pain with us.

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Does a Phoenix come from an egg?  Oh well, doesn't matter.  In this anchor episode, Chrissy opens up about the perfect storm that was 2020 and how she has emerged a new woman reflecting back on the year.  This episode is about strength, perseverance, bravery and change. Listen to yourself...what do you need...what do you want? Jump off the cliff and go get it!!!!

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Why the f*** is it to hard to be nice??  As an awkward, half the time you're worried about how awkward it will be and the other half, people don't even want it.  In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss how stupid-scared they are to just carry out the most basic kind deeds. Hearts pounding, hands shaking, pits sweating...just to hand a neighbor a welcome basket?  It's just dumb! They're dying to know...are they the only ones this irrational just attempting to be a decent person? Is it even worth it to try??

Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.