Awkwards Anonymous Podcast

Missy and Chrissy get all macabre in this week's episode to talk about...dead things...pets to be more specific.  Dead people will have to be its own meeting.  There's a lot of ground covered in this episode...not for the faint of heart. What's the "right" way to say a pet has done died? ...Mercy killing ...Pet undertakers. It's a good one.

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Missy and Chrissy talk about the bitter sweet art of the goodbye.  Closing a chapter of life and having to say farewell to the people who have been such a large part of you life is difficult...and um...awkward.  It's a fine line to avoid getting sucked into the "Goodbye Mush Hole" and once you're in, God help you.  But ALSO, being ever the optimists, they review some of the things are NOT going to be missed when moving on...love ya, but good riddance. 

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Part 2 talking about the miserable process of job hunting...the dreaded interview. Missy and Chrissy share about the worst parts of being questioned and judged for pay.  Murphy's Law is always in full force when you're trying to pretend you're a solid, responsible professional.  Is there any worse exercise for an awkward than having to talk to strangers about yourself? 

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As if having to look for a job wasn't bad enough. For an awkward, the suffering is magnified.  Chrissy is on the job hunt and feeling all the pains. Updating your resume where you're FORCED to talk about yourself, feeling like you're wearing a sign that says, "I'm looking for a new job!" and realizing too late that LinkedIn is the devil. 

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Missy and Chrissy take a break from all the seriousness and switch gears to talk about one of the most awkward parts of the human anatomy...the crotch.  More specifically...the female variety.  And why is Chrissy so mean to her nether regions?  While this meeting serves to be a bit of a vent sesh about the annoying things women have to deal with down there, more importantly it's an opportunity to reiterate that it's ok to be HUMAN.  Just because something's not discussed all the time out in the open doesn't mean it's not happening to everyone!

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Stop ignoring yourself dammit!  Sometimes it needs to be about YOU.  Missy and Chrissy are struggling a bit this week and decided to just be honest about it. What about you?  Do you need to take a moment to listen to yourself tell yourself what you really need?  They're so effed up, but at least they can admit it... in a closet... to each other... and a mic.

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Politics. Gross. Missy and Chrissy come out of the political closet in this episode discussing how dispassionate they are about the whole thing.  There's middle ground. It's not all or nothing. It's not left or right.  Right?  Being an awkward with the confidence of a 7-legged octopus makes living with today's current events even more awkward and uncomfortable than usual. 

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In this episode, Missy and Chrissy talk about how damn hard it is to connect with other people!  Why is meeting every new person like dating all over again? It's just a text, hit Send already! The word "friend" has real meaning when you're buddies with an awkward. If you're crazy enough to engage, they'll cling to you and never let go...

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In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss the rocky road of navigating what may or may not offend people and revel in the pure delight of being inappropriate.  Laughing at funerals and offending the general public is all fair game when you don't know how to behave! 

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Missy and Chrissy give a quick intro to tell you what you can expect when you attend the weekly Awkwards Anonymous meetings.

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