Baat Is Your Problem

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 9 April, 2025

Tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump are causing the markets to go haywire.  

More importantly, Chacha Chaudhary and Billoo and Pinki are not happy.  

Most importantly, the Penguins living close to Antarctica are confused and have no idea why tariffs were imposed on their island.  We spoke to President Pingu about the consequences and the next steps.

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 5 April, 2025

People are protesting TESLA all over the world.  Actually the protest is all about Elon Musk.  Whatever the case may be, can we please protest in an environmentally friendly manner?  Don’t burn cars…think about the firefighters…and listen to Dharmendra and Amitabh Bachchan!  

And, please stop confusing dogs!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 30 March, 2025

Can you get a bachelors degree in POISON SUCKING…you know…zeher choosna…you know…hero ko snake kaat le toh heroine poison suck out kar deti hai…that kinda thing?!

If so, what are the required courses that you need to complete in order to obtain such a degree?!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 27 March, 2025

IPL has removed the ban on spit-shining the cricket ball! Great! Ya...Chhee!

What does spit on the ball actually do?!

Plus,

Hey IPL...please stop with the IPL tune being blasted in stadiums after every...every...every...ball!

Yaar, aa toh gaye match dekhne, PLEASE STOP SELLING!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 23 March, 2025

Shahrukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan and Akshay Kumar are only SOME of the people copying Sunita Williams ka Space Station vaala awesome HAIRSTLYE!

Ok, we are imagining that they are.  But Dolphins definitely are!

What did Sunita Williams’ SAAS say when she got back home?

By the way, thanks SpaceX but we will continue to praise Boeing!

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 6 March, 2025

How will people react?  DARR or KYA-FAAYDANESS?

How will BOLLYWOOD and Hollywood react?

Will Chanda MAMA defend us?

We must hold the SCIENTISTS accountable, right?  And what about TIMES OF INDIA and other media?

How can AUNTIES help?

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 21 February, 2025

Champion’s Trophy 2025 Cricket Tournament ke India ke matches DUBAI mein khele jaayenge…

India and Afghanistan foreign ministers recently met in…DUBAI…

DUBAI hai ya is it just a centrally located, cool and convenient COFFEE SHOP??!!

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 14 February, 2025

Naye Valentine’s Day Perfumes: Virat Kohli Beard Oil & Dadi Ka Pota & Suar Da Puttar!!

And of course, there is a perfume for the kanjoos dad and the one that a bahu can gift to her saas!!

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 10 February, 2025

No one likes toenails!  Well, ok…no one likes CUTTING toenails.  Well, ok…no FAT GUYS like cutting toenails!  No!  

This is a prayer on behalf of all of us in that brotherhood.

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 6 February, 2025

If ‘Hum Aapke Hain Kaun’…’Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’…or ‘Band Baaja Baarat’ were made in today’s Afghanistan, would they be different?

Will Taliban ban sitting?  

How do youngsters in Afghanistan date if music is banned in cars? 

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