Baat Is Your Problem | 6 May, 2025

The Indian government wants restaurants to disclose if they use FAKE PANEER!

IN THIS SHOW…Defining fake paneer…recognizing fake paneer…a better name for fake paneer than hifi angrezi ‘analogue’ paneer…and finally, a great SIGNAL restaurants can use to tell customers if the paneer they are about to eat is fake!

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Baat Is Your Problem | 1 May, 2025

• Will you try the Kumar Sanu Diet to lose weight?  How about an Arijit Singh nightly pill that helps you shed those kilos??
• Should Indian Idol change its judging to recognize singers whose songs help us lose weight?
• Songs can help reduce pain…arey, uncle gir gaye…he is in pain…ahem….(sur laga ke) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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Baat Is Your Problem’ | 26 April, 2025

Pod Khichdi

0:06: Wife Naagin Hai?

How will you handle these nightmares / horror movie ke scenes in REAL LIFE?Bed ke neechey koi hai!Got to the exam but forgot to put on clothes!Meri wife naagin hai!Buddha baba outside the house (thanks to moms for that one!)

7:54: KFC Toothpaste

KFC - the fried chicken fast food place - has created a new toothpaste!Why? We uncover THE TRUTH!McDONALD’S now wants to create similar products. Plus, we suggest SLOGANS that KFC can use for their ads!**************

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 12 April, 2025

Scientists have discovered dozens of NEW MOONS around SATURN!  Really?  Ab?  Ab tak chhupey hue thhey yeh moons?!

Saturn now has more than 270 MOONS!

Wives are complaining about having to count moons during Karwachauth!

Kids are unhappy because itne moons ke naam yaad karna is impossible.  

We found a Saturn Student who showed us his exam ke farrey!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 9 April, 2025

Tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump are causing the markets to go haywire.  

More importantly, Chacha Chaudhary and Billoo and Pinki are not happy.  

Most importantly, the Penguins living close to Antarctica are confused and have no idea why tariffs were imposed on their island.  We spoke to President Pingu about the consequences and the next steps.

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 5 April, 2025

People are protesting TESLA all over the world.  Actually the protest is all about Elon Musk.  Whatever the case may be, can we please protest in an environmentally friendly manner?  Don’t burn cars…think about the firefighters…and listen to Dharmendra and Amitabh Bachchan!  

And, please stop confusing dogs!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 30 March, 2025

Can you get a bachelors degree in POISON SUCKING…you know…zeher choosna…you know…hero ko snake kaat le toh heroine poison suck out kar deti hai…that kinda thing?!

If so, what are the required courses that you need to complete in order to obtain such a degree?!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 27 March, 2025

IPL has removed the ban on spit-shining the cricket ball! Great! Ya...Chhee!

What does spit on the ball actually do?!

Plus,

Hey IPL...please stop with the IPL tune being blasted in stadiums after every...every...every...ball!

Yaar, aa toh gaye match dekhne, PLEASE STOP SELLING!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 23 March, 2025

Shahrukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan and Akshay Kumar are only SOME of the people copying Sunita Williams ka Space Station vaala awesome HAIRSTLYE!

Ok, we are imagining that they are.  But Dolphins definitely are!

What did Sunita Williams’ SAAS say when she got back home?

By the way, thanks SpaceX but we will continue to praise Boeing!

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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 6 March, 2025

How will people react?  DARR or KYA-FAAYDANESS?

How will BOLLYWOOD and Hollywood react?

Will Chanda MAMA defend us?

We must hold the SCIENTISTS accountable, right?  And what about TIMES OF INDIA and other media?

How can AUNTIES help?

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