Baat Is Your Problem

Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025

Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway…

By using technology?  Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!!

GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget about the road potholes but also make money at the same time!

Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now.  It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars

• (5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the birds…the pretty white Seagulls…because they’re attacking!  Make sure the KFC you eat there is not a KFS!

• (5:51) A South Korean woman was fined for pulling down her coworker’s trousers…how did they decide the fine?!

Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025

Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition…

KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys… 

and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts… 

…with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!…

(Will Gucci do a “Ludo” ramp?)

…but without any Indian fashion icons like Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh present!  

And what is Doga?

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda!
• (2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?!
• (5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked in the plane toilet…so, he was allowed to carry drugs and I am asked to dispose of the rasgullas…sorry, that’s over 250ml chaashni!
• (7:27) Spain does not want tourists…and is playing Holi with them to scare them?!
• (8:39) 2 restaurants in Spain are fighting over which one’s the oldest…google review from 10,000 BC paints a different picture! 

Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai!
• (1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai…
• (5:15) Japan bans weird names for kids…Sorry, Pikachu…
• (6:10) Thai elephant hates red bull…chill and have a ‘white elephant’.

Baat Is Your Problem | 28 JUNE, 2025

Ekta Kapoor / Balaji Telefilms - the famous TV/movie creator has partnered with Netflix!

Let’s Go!  This means new, awesome COMBO shows…maybe inspired by Ekta Kapoor’s hit TV shows and Netflix’s most popular crowd pleasers??

Netflix has a weird request for Ekta Kapoor.  They want her to incorporate the famous Netflix ‘tudum’ sound into her shows…how will that happen??

Baat Is Your Problem | 24 JUNE, 2025

Jeff Bezos is getting married for the 2nd time…Mukesh Ambani does not want to give up the ‘wedding of the century’ title…

Kim Kardashian tells us which wedding is better - she attended both and compares the number of guests, the number of celebration days, the KHAN entertainment and of course the crores in return gifts!

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Baat Is Your Problem | 20 JUNE, 2025

Pills made from Poop are being tested to see if they can cure infections!

IN THIS SHORT THOUGHT: plenty of word-play with poo and poop and sandaas…don’t blame us…IT’S SCIENCE!

But first, really scientists…were you bored or is this really gonna help us?!

Healthy poop is in demand…poop banks are open…how about celebrities…will they become a part of the solution?

Poop bank mein kaam karne vaalon ke rishtey kaisey hotey hain?

India is a leader in Pharma…will it again step up and provide this medication to the world…and become #1 in #2 (warned you there was a lot of word-play!)

Baat Is Your Problem | 16 JUNE, 2025

Will Diljit Singh or Shreya Ghoshal or Virat Kohli visit Canada soon…this report will not tell you that!  We asked the Canadian PM but pretty sure he was not honest with his answers!

Will PM Modi bring Kaju Katli and Bedmi Puri with him when he comes to Canada for the G7 meeting…again…this report will NOT help you with that.  

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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JUNE, 2025

The Shahrukh Khan / Kajol starrer ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’ is back in the form of a stage musical in Manchester, England.

Is this about money?  Sorry, that came out as a question.  This is about money?  Damn, still looks like a question but c’mon, right?!  Isn’t everything?!

Is it safe to DDLJ on a small stage?  

Is the show the same as the movie?  

If different…how?  And, why?

What did they do with the classic scenes and dialogue?  

Blimey, Luv!   You’re some sort of questioning fan…ain’t ya?!