Baat Is Your Problem

Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025 > (4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER - India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’.  That’s after another court had said they could.  All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok? But first…(1:28) NAYA TOOTHPASTE: ‘TOOTH HAIRY’ - SCIENTISTS were done fixing everything else, so, they’ve created a dant manjan made of hair…yes, your hair…well, not yours specifically but…in any case…chhhheeee!

Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025

(4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER

India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’.  That’s after another court had said they could.  All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok?  

But first…

(1:28) NAYA TOOTHPASTE: ‘TOOTH HAIRY’

SCIENTISTS were done fixing everything else, so, they’ve created a dant manjan made of hair…yes, your hair…well, not yours specifically but…in any case…chhhheeee!

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Baat Is Your Problem | 22 OCT, 2025

(4:51) THE PARIS LOUVRE HEIST!

It took thieves 7 minutes to steal jewels from the biggest museum in the world…museum loota hai ya 3.5 pack MAGGI BANAYI HAI?!

But first…

(1:19) CELEBRATION vs. MURDER! 

That is what the consideration is when singing Happy Birthday to a 116 YEAR OLD LADY….shhh! Too Loud! 

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Baat Is Your Problem | 19 OCT, 2025

(4:56) How can anyone know what the air pollution will be like in a week from now?  We got the answer - PM PM PM YOJNA!

(9:48) Hindustan Times ‘AIIMS’ to please you by providing TOP-LEVEL HEALTH info!  Navbharat Times, sadly, does not have that power.

But first…

(1:58) NAIL SALONS! 

 The most befuddling, baffling and mysterious business out there today!  How do they survive - ROTI KAISE CHALTI HAI - only on that 1-inch part of the body?!

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Baat Is Your Problem | Oct 4, 2025

• (0:57) This news is not for kids …who are unfamiliar with IATA airport codes…A Rajya Sabha MP is not comfortable with Gaya Airport’s code - which is - GAY.  We try and hide the Kochi Airport code from him.

• (2:20) A dude in Croatia thinks he has the world record for holding his breath for 29 minutes…my wife is not getting the consideration she deserves Guiness Book!

• (6:02) Finally an award show for us normal people…this one has awards like ‘BEST MISUSED TALENT’…the nominees are Batman in a boardroom and a Mumbai lady who stole 1.5 CR from her sister.

• ALL THIS AND MORE IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”!

• (Note: actually, only ‘this’ in the show…the ‘and more’ seemed like a cool thing to say but it ain’t true)

Baat Is Your Problem | 20 SEP, 2025

Kashish Kapoor of Bigg Boss fame recently said nothing of significance in an interview…said she was asked by a famous cricketer to meet…somewhere…where…by which cricketer exactly…we don’t know…that’s why we clicked on an article and made it our…

Aao, hamare saath gumrah ho jao!

CLICK!

CLICKBAIT OF THE WEAK!

Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025

RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies.

This raises the below listed questions:

• Do we have enough IPL teams to accommodate new babies aka future cricketers?
• How are we telling women to…do…things…in 2025?  
• Won’t too many babies lead to an overcrowded job market?  
• Will too many babies - cute as they may be - become the new AI - a new threat that will take away job opportunities from new graduates?  
• Will we need to protest against babies?  
• Should women get an app that tells them how many babies to have based on the current population concerns, macroeconomic situation and job vacancies…

All good questions, right?

This show provides somewhat to not-at-all satisfactory answers to all of them.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025

This is an apology show.  Why?

Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing.  The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi.

Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use this Ambani Zoo - Vantara - news and then say how sorry we are about ignoring Delhi’s dogs.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025

Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps.

But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear!

What will they do?  How will they plot their return?

Will they learn from history?  What the heck was CHAUSAR11?

Are they learning from American online-betting apps like FanDuel and DraftKings?

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Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025

Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles!

SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses…

“Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”:

Akshay Kumar as the owner of a property dealership called “Hari Home” and Shahrukh owns a bar called “Shahts” or “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Rum” or…

(Note: that 100K subscribers award YouTube gave us…still can’t talk about it…its…a dard bhari kahani…sorta…)