Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language.  Um…you forgot this state!

• (2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their slow batting styles.  So much that they chant boring, boring, India.  We think their chants need work!!

Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025

A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia!

Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week!  In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt.

I should call her.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025

Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale!

What does all that mean?  It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can seep into American culture!  By the way, everything starts with NOT BEING POLITE!

Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025

A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style. 

This case sounds boring… 

so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi.

The Crocs lawyer was ready.  But were the Relaxo and Bata guys prepared to argue their point?

Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025

Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway…

By using technology?  Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!!

GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget about the road potholes but also make money at the same time!

Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now.  It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars

• (5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the birds…the pretty white Seagulls…because they’re attacking!  Make sure the KFC you eat there is not a KFS!

• (5:51) A South Korean woman was fined for pulling down her coworker’s trousers…how did they decide the fine?!

Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025

Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition…

KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys… 

and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts… 

…with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!…

(Will Gucci do a “Ludo” ramp?)

…but without any Indian fashion icons like Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh present!  

And what is Doga?

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda!
• (2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?!
• (5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked in the plane toilet…so, he was allowed to carry drugs and I am asked to dispose of the rasgullas…sorry, that’s over 250ml chaashni!
• (7:27) Spain does not want tourists…and is playing Holi with them to scare them?!
• (8:39) 2 restaurants in Spain are fighting over which one’s the oldest…google review from 10,000 BC paints a different picture! 

Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai!
• (1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai…
• (5:15) Japan bans weird names for kids…Sorry, Pikachu…
• (6:10) Thai elephant hates red bull…chill and have a ‘white elephant’.

Baat Is Your Problem | 28 JUNE, 2025

Ekta Kapoor / Balaji Telefilms - the famous TV/movie creator has partnered with Netflix!

Let’s Go!  This means new, awesome COMBO shows…maybe inspired by Ekta Kapoor’s hit TV shows and Netflix’s most popular crowd pleasers??

Netflix has a weird request for Ekta Kapoor.  They want her to incorporate the famous Netflix ‘tudum’ sound into her shows…how will that happen??