Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025

RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies.

This raises the below listed questions:

• Do we have enough IPL teams to accommodate new babies aka future cricketers?
• How are we telling women to…do…things…in 2025?  
• Won’t too many babies lead to an overcrowded job market?  
• Will too many babies - cute as they may be - become the new AI - a new threat that will take away job opportunities from new graduates?  
• Will we need to protest against babies?  
• Should women get an app that tells them how many babies to have based on the current population concerns, macroeconomic situation and job vacancies…

All good questions, right?

This show provides somewhat to not-at-all satisfactory answers to all of them.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025

This is an apology show.  Why?

Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing.  The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi.

Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use this Ambani Zoo - Vantara - news and then say how sorry we are about ignoring Delhi’s dogs.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025

Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps.

But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear!

What will they do?  How will they plot their return?

Will they learn from history?  What the heck was CHAUSAR11?

Are they learning from American online-betting apps like FanDuel and DraftKings?

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Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025

Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles!

SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses…

“Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”:

Akshay Kumar as the owner of a property dealership called “Hari Home” and Shahrukh owns a bar called “Shahts” or “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Rum” or…

(Note: that 100K subscribers award YouTube gave us…still can’t talk about it…its…a dard bhari kahani…sorta…)

Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:46) Can’t talk about the 100K subscribers AWARD!  Yet.

• (2:20) Air India flight mein roach (COCKROACH) ka drama…we found the safety announcement.

• (6:02) Australian LAWYER admits to using A.I. for a criminal case…how did the judge find out?

Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025

Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…!

Her…own…saliva…right?  

Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!”

We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream! 

(they didn’t…but we did!)

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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025

First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done…

(nervous laughter)…

…y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who said it was funny…

…so that’s why we DIDN’T do a skit based on how funny a cop show based on ‘mobile dhoondne vaali immobile police’ would be…

Ok, we did…aaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Jumps out the window…runs away…changes identity to good-looking and skinny to avoid Mumbai police)

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Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:30) New Bollywood Hit… “Teri Palkon…mein infection lag raha hai…please consult a doctor!”

• (2:33) America says…Keep your shoes on now!

• (3:22) Can Tridev help us fix the world now…let’s consult the Tridev Prophecy!

• (5:42) The saddest town in India where kids have only 2 crayons and there are way too many accidents because the red lights are meaningless!

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025

First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!

Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!

The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to say anything so we thought…hey!…what about Pati, Patni Aur Woh…type silliness?!

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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY!  Zoology kyon ji?  Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji! 

• (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS!  No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include Netflix.  We managed to speak with the CEO of the ULLU app…and yes, he is who/what you think!