Baat Is Your Problem

Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:46) Can’t talk about the 100K subscribers AWARD!  Yet.

• (2:20) Air India flight mein roach (COCKROACH) ka drama…we found the safety announcement.

• (6:02) Australian LAWYER admits to using A.I. for a criminal case…how did the judge find out?

Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025

Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…!

Her…own…saliva…right?  

Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!”

We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream! 

(they didn’t…but we did!)

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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025

First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done…

(nervous laughter)…

…y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who said it was funny…

…so that’s why we DIDN’T do a skit based on how funny a cop show based on ‘mobile dhoondne vaali immobile police’ would be…

Ok, we did…aaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Jumps out the window…runs away…changes identity to good-looking and skinny to avoid Mumbai police)

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Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:30) New Bollywood Hit… “Teri Palkon…mein infection lag raha hai…please consult a doctor!”

• (2:33) America says…Keep your shoes on now!

• (3:22) Can Tridev help us fix the world now…let’s consult the Tridev Prophecy!

• (5:42) The saddest town in India where kids have only 2 crayons and there are way too many accidents because the red lights are meaningless!

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025

First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!

Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!

The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to say anything so we thought…hey!…what about Pati, Patni Aur Woh…type silliness?!

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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY!  Zoology kyon ji?  Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji! 

• (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS!  No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include Netflix.  We managed to speak with the CEO of the ULLU app…and yes, he is who/what you think!

Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025

IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…

• (0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language.  Um…you forgot this state!

• (2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their slow batting styles.  So much that they chant boring, boring, India.  We think their chants need work!!

Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025

A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia!

Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week!  In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt.

I should call her.

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Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025

Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale!

What does all that mean?  It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can seep into American culture!  By the way, everything starts with NOT BEING POLITE!

Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025

A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style. 

This case sounds boring… 

so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi.

The Crocs lawyer was ready.  But were the Relaxo and Bata guys prepared to argue their point?