Another disclaimer this week: Emily isn’t a therapist but she is the therapist friend so we think you can trust her. This episode is all about trauma, but our trauma makes us funny! So tip your therapists and listen up. We’re not only calling ourselves out but we’re calling out parents out too! We talk all about how our relationships with our parents affect our future relationships. Elaina and Emily are more alike than they think, but Charlotte is still the odd one out. Be warned: there are a lot of “ouch” moments in this episode. Are your girlfriend senses tingling or is it just your attachment style? And remember, your traumas aren’t your fault but they are your responsibility. Thanks Mom and Dad! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

Fluids, juices, discharge…you got it, we’re talking about it! Emily is really on her soapbox this week. Remember: we are NOT doctors, but we do have a podcast so it’s the same thing right? The babes dive into important topics such as the importance of getting checked, the REAL purpose of flavored condoms, and some surprising stats about contraceptives. Emily goes through all the different ways to say “vagina,” Charlotte enlightens us on the Great Wall of Vagina, and Elaina explains how capitalism is preying on your private parts! Your vagina is a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself, so get to know her and the rest of your body (and don’t use flavored suppositories). We end on Em’s Magic Shaving Tips and Charlotte’s STD trivia. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week we’re calling you out! We’re also calling ourselves out, but we wouldn’t have this podcast without making some of these bad decisions. Basically do as we say and NOT as we do. This episode is all about how to call your friends out. We discuss the importance of a prenup, the grace period after a breakup, and all the reasons why you should dump him. Tell your friends they deserve better, and tell yourself that too! Emily is the queen of unsolicited advice, but be careful unless the stakes are REALLY HIGH. And Elaina and Charlotte remind us that sometimes in order to be a good friend you have to cockblock them. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week we’re talking about something that may not be within our expertise…long-term relationships. This episode does contain plenty of ex-bashing in true BABD style, but we reminisce on the (potentially few) good qualities our exes had that made the relationships last so long. Currently Elaina is the only one thriving in a long-term relationship, but Emily and Charlotte aren’t too bitter…right? This episode is a great reminder that your notes app is your FRIEND during fights, so USE IT! Plus we go over how to deal with different communication styles and setting boundaries for yourself and your future partners. Also, bonus points to anyone who can tell us how many times Emily said “communicative.” And have you ever wondered what it would look like if the Babes dated each other? All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week is wet and wild and fun for the whole family! (JK.) We’re talking all things sex, so get ready to stick this episode in your spank bank. Fun fact: sex in New York is just better, but be careful to watch for falling jizz! Bodies are weird, but things like squirting and queefing are completely natural. So queef loud and proud, and if you’re scared of squirting don’t worry you won’t pee. (But if you do…he won’t notice.) And don’t worry guys, if you can’t last long we have some tips for you (hint: try foreplay.) Emily is a goddess and/or a witch, Elaina’s kink is getting knocked out, and let us know if you find Charlotte on Pornhub. Plus, stick around until the end to hear a surprising realization about threesomes and Charlotte’s slew of crazy sex positions! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

We’re all having identity crises this week, but here we go! Everyone knows a f*ckboy — hey, maybe you are one! We’re not judging. This episode we talk all about the f*ckboys we know and the f*ckboys, I mean f*ck WOMEN that we are! Time to put your big boy pants on, folks (they make you butt look amazing)! You have to have some class before you get this ass and if we don’t vibe, we don’t ride! Basically don’t ghost people (ahem, Charlotte) and unless you’re running out of minutes, DON’T use Snapchat as your main form of communication. Will we follow any of the rules we give you? Probably not. When in doubt, out f*ckboy them! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week the babes are talking about an all important subject — being single! Elaina’s not single so we’re already a little mad at her plus Emily shows how jaded she really is, so you’re in for a very interesting episode! Are we emotionally stable enough for a relationship? Probably not, but it’s always easier to find a partner when you’re not looking for someone. Plus we have our pets, so we’ll be okay… We ask important questions like “Do you like them or do you like the fictional character you’ve created in your mind?”and “Will you like them after they get a haircut?” It’s always important to remember that the best part of being single is doing whatever you want when you want and that being single makes you stronger because you don’t have someone to lean on all the time. So care less about what other people think of you because you’ll have more fun if you don’t worry about f*ck boys and just worry about yourself! Also, let us know if you use any of these Instagram captions…and if they work! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

We have a very special guest this week — another Emily! This Emily (hereafter referred to as Emily W.) is our Emily’s roommate and has some great insights into the ups and downs of living with your significant other. Moving in with your partner can be scary…sometimes it ends well and sometimes it doesn’t. Charlotte surprisingly doesn’t have much to say this week, but it’s mostly because she doesn’t ever want to live with anyone ever (but who can say they’re surprised?). We delve into tough topics like living with your partner after you two break up. And are the Emilys dating? That’s a secret we’ll never tell. XOXO, Babes and Bad Decisions.

The babes are finally back together — this time in Nashville! If you want to see the extended episode, head over to our YouTube channel and check it out!

Dating is a complicated topic, which is clear this week because the babes don’t agree on everything. We talk about boundaries, labels, and expectations along with when to DTR (anyone remember that term?). Emily doesn’t want you to get serial murdered, so it’s important to be safe on dates, and Elaina doesn’t want you to get hurt, so it’s important to protect yourself by clearly communicating what you want and what you expect. This episode is all about helping you find your Hell Yes! and staying away from those who aren’t worth your time. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

Third time’s a charm, right? Welcome to limbo where it really is do as we say and not as we do…seriously. This episode we discuss the dreaded question: was Ross right? It’s all about PERSPECTIVE, BABY. Elaina gives us some level headed wisdom as always and Emily is just a mess. The babes try to figure out if taking a break means things will definitely end and Charlotte gives some good advice for once! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!