Babes and Bad Decisions

It’s time to call your rich exes kids cause this week is all about money! Emily finally realizes she has a rich ex who has now become her sugar daddy and Charlotte has some kind of bridge to cross? We don’t know. This episode focuses on those friends with benefits if you know what we mean. ;) Elaina reminds us that the tip can be kind of substantial and of course Charlotte is always so close but never quite there… So grab your consort and enjoy all this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

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We apologize in advance, this is a pretty chaotic episode. So sit tight and enjoy the ride! This week we’re talking about love languages. Can you guess Charlotte’s? We’ll give you a hint: she’s only said it a million times. Emily is touch starved and drunk and Elaina is apparently having sex with all 30% o our male listeners…don’t worry though, it’s for a study. This whole episode Charlotte is on the bridge…or the edge…or on the edge of the bridge. Moral of the story: don’t touch Char. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week we’re playing a very special game called “What’s That Red Stuff Down There?” Whether you experience more of a Petunia or a Gwen, anyone with a period knows just how annoying it can be. Cramps, PMSing (which is real by the way), period poops, it all SUCKS. We’ll teach you how to figure out if you’re the alpha of your friend group, that sex is indeed exercise, and that period sex is truly the bomb. (Men, here’s a hint — we’re way hornier on our periods…just saying.) And maybe y’all can teach us how to tuck your tampon string back into your bathing suit without causing a scene (because Emily is having a real hard time with that). And, as always, we remind you that Charlotte should never, we repeat, NEVER teach a health class. Like, seriously. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

Pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and wrath…all totally and completely healthy relationship aspects, right? This week we dive into the seven deadly dating sins —the sins of our exes, ourselves, and what to look out for so you can get out of a bad relationship. PSA: if your partner ever tells you that you can’t do something, DROP THEM. This episode is a true reality check for the babes and maybe even you! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week we travel back to the good old days when the three of us lived in harmony and peace — NOT. This episode is all about our times together as roommates, and we get pretty honest about how it actually went. Roommates can be a hit or miss, and we have some horror stories for you. Obviously you already know the two biggest pros of having roommates: money and toilet paper — but did you know that Charlotte and Emily are headcases and Emily is super anal? Probably also yes. Elaina gives very solid advice (as always), Charlotte avoids confrontation, and Emily shows how clingy she really is. Tip: if you want a stage 5 clinger, just get a dog! We reminisce on our newborn hoe days and how each of us got our pets. Is Emily still salty about Char getting a cat? Find out on this episode of Babes and Bad Decisions!

This might be our most honest episode yet! Men — if you’re looking for some advice on how to do this right, look no further. This week we dive into two scandalous topics: sexting and nudes.  Is your sexting mate only sending you d*ck pics? Send him our way! Emily has all the hacks, from making Snapchat your best friend to the best poses for showing off your ASSets. Charlotte confirms what we already knew: the way to her heart is the cheese emoji. And Elaina shares a warning to all those with a closet full of Plan B… All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

This week we’re doing our favorite thing again — roasting our exes! Mostly Charlotte’s, but you get it. We’re talking about break ups: what causes it, how to do it, and how to get over it. Being blunt is sometimes the best way, and if they’re sending up smoke signals just end it! You would think them hurting you is going to make the breakup easier, but Emily learned the hard way that it just makes it more complicated. Charlotte teaches us that when it comes to rebounds get your good f*ck and get out. And as always, do as we say NOT as we do! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!

Please keep your hands and feet inside of the car at all times because this week we’re diving headfirst into some of our favorite subjects — cheating and gaslighting! Now we understand that nobody’s perfect, especially since we’ve all been the other woman at some time or another, but there are some things we won’t accept. This episode Elaina shares the secret to snooping (don’t get caught), Emily spreads the word about gaslighting, and Charlotte’s ex SUCKS BIG TIME...but we already knew that. And remember kids, if it’s not a real apology, it’s just manipulation! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!