Greetings Trashlor Nation!

It's finally feeling like paradise, for all the right reasons! With no main narrator driving the story forward, other than the moon, the beach is blooming with wild new couple bringing a revived hope to the beach. Catch up on Sara Armour & Casey Bunker's astro insights from week 3 aka episodes 4 and 5 of Bachelor in Paradise before we dive into the treasure from this weeks shipwreck tonight.

But first,-- last week in review...

Brittney and Peter share an awful date on a yacht. Ashley and Jared continue to bore us with their reconnection journey amidst the perils of married life. Will they finally end up in the boom boom room despite Ashley’s poopy-diaper?

Water moons Genevieve and Shenae have teamed up, and managed to seduce the only two Virgos on the beach. Genevieve has teamed up with “bitch-boy” Virgo moon Aaron, and Shanae is being pursued by Aaron’s bromantic partner Aries Sun, James & crafty "two chicks" (now "two dudes") Virgo Sun, Logan. My how the tables have turned.

Silly Leo Sun’s Jacob and Jill seem to have found a serious connection in this hopeless place, but will their complementary air-sign moons provide enough stability to build something REAL on? 

Cancer goddess Serene is anything but crabby as she continues to dig deeper with Romantic Leo, Brandon. Kira and Romeo partner up for an Ivy League exit. 

Pluto moves direct in Capricorn. Fire know your role in these pending dark ages.

Thank you to Capricorn Sun / Leo Moon Gabby for modeling primo Leo confidence and talent as she continues to crush on dancing with the stars.

The complexity of the divine feminine energy, the complex psychological warfare of Scorpio, and the life of a life of a gnartuitive… 

There’s a ton of money on the line let’s fall in love people! 

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