Background Noise

- Annoying audience members must die

- We get an update from Luke on his lack of Facebooking

- Derrek loves the mentally handicapped

- Discussion on when the silent treatment is good

- 50 Questions to free our mind

- iPad beatdowns, hidden cameras, and a merciful mother

- Luke tells us he has left Facebook

- T.I. sends deadly Facebook messages

- Sex with Pitbull vs Sex with a pitbull

- 16 year olds and strippers

- Fern reads us a sexy poem about queefing

- Police are busy watching Just For Laughs Gags

- Valentine's Day special! We answer all questions sent in by listeners

- Dating do's and don'ts

- Cheating and lying vs. being honest in relationships

- Watching porn in relationships has to happen

- 30 different sexual partners per year is probably too many

- We mourn the death of the Etch-a-Sketch inventor and Yoda puppet creator

- We talk about a man on a murdering rampage, and his manifesto to Margaret Cho

- What makes a good writer?

- The "Bang With Friends" sex app

- We discuss picking up on facial expressions

- Is the X-Box 720 awesome or horrible for the future of gaming?

- We discuss Brazil's recent nightclub incident

- Being shot in the eye was better than the Royal Rumble

- Ron Jeremy lives to sex another day

- Weapon talk: Missile Launchers and Hello Kitty Bubble Guns

- Some handsoaps smell so good we want to taste them

- We decide which animals we like in the animal kingdom, and which we wish died

- Derrek lost a piece of his brain

- We analyze the 86 Car Pile Up in Ohio

- The disability dungeon in Philadelphia

- How a cat makes more money than professional stock brokers

- Another drug rampage, with guns and masturbation

- We discuss robotic tails that wag when your blood pressure rises

- Becoming aware of foreskin: the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project

- RIP Mr. Drummond, Dear Abby and Aaron Swartz

- We discuss Lance Armstrong coming clean about being a lying scuzzbucket

- Football player Manti T'eo fell in love with a fake woman on the internet

- Pressures we put on ourselves including: money, time, relationships, jobs, and image

DJ Plaeboi joined Background Noise this week and brought with him some beer, Burger King gift cards and Hawaiian shirts (good luck competing with that, upcoming guests)! He then gave us the inside scoop on some of the big name rappers that he's met/worked with over the years (listen up to find out who gave him free porn DVDs)! We also talked about The Warriors (the book, movie AND video game) and how Al Roker pooped in his pants at the White House. To top it all off, Derrek gave us some solid reviews of the new movies that he's seen recently! Listen up or be given a birthday cake that has dynamite for candles. Your choice.

Comedian Kyle Hickey joins the Background Noise podcast this week for an especially smarmy episode! He let us in on what he has in the works, including a new, on-line mini-series, and we also talked with him about the recent closing of a local East Side Mario"s which has been the cause for much controversy. In the middle segment we took a look at a collection of Derrek"s report cards, stories, pictures, etc. from his early school days. He LOVED bears and ghosts. Trust me. He also may have been dropped on his head at some point. Tune in to find out why Derrek is "satisfactory" at best.

Thunderbirds are NO! The creator of Thunderbirds has passed away, so we discuss how creepy and unusual puppets are compared to Muppets. We lighten the mood of death by discussing a Japanese porn star who is collecting juice bottles of her twitter followers semen, then give props to the power of Reddit for giving an old soul musician a another opportunity to create. We finish the last episode of 2012 by discussing the world greatest minds, and how at some point they were all dismissed and insulted before getting awesome syndrome. A snowman ate Luke's entire face so he was not able to join us... but Dev and Derrek spend some quality time with your ears! HAY, LISTEN!