Background Noise

Bang bang, pow! Here's an episode that will season your meatballs (I don't know what that means)! We talked about natural disasters (including the world's deadliest earthquake) and wrestlers punching in fans faces. Did you know you could be arrested and fined for replacing your buddy Terry's Facebook display picture with a penis? And a 99 year old hospital patient had 99 problems, and they were all sexual assault. Then we talked about turtles and bees, and some buffoon that died eating cockroaches. We finished with a discussion about addicition to social media, and how it steals your soul like Shang Tsung. Listen in, or we'll rip your heart out like Kano.

Mark Adam from the local podcast "It's On!" joins us on this episode to tackle some of the following stories and topic: a fat news anchor who replied to an interesting and insulting letter; food and cigarette addiction; North America's obesity problem; Japanese masturbation bars; a mysterious (and sexy) woman making solo porn videos in broad daylight in public libraries, and MORE! You're gonna love this podcast if you like good things, but if you prefer things that aren't good then you probably shouldn't listen.

Who has the ability to turn gay people straight? A Hong Kong billionaire, that's who! We discuss the bounty put to de-gay a rich man's daughter, as well as the new fad in Japan called the "Bagel Head". As well, we pick the brain of local talk-radio host David Dahms brain by asking him how he'd like to die, and what job he would like to have. Could you pee or poop on a busy street if people couldn't see you? Well, we discuss that too. Why? Because Background Noise. Also, the terrible NFL replacement refs are gone! Hurray! Actually, don't listen to this episode. It's too good. The internet might actually ban it. Yup, it's banned.

Comedian Dan Hayward sat in on this episode to talk to us about the trials and tribulations of being a stand-up comic! We also talked about wrestling being passed from Vince McMahon Sr. to Vince McMahor Jr.; a man who killed his wife and then boiled her; using a hair-dryer to warm your feet; sleeping with a fan turned on; countries to escape to after committing a crime; a man who let 1000 pigs die because he was "lazy"; rules of the road when driving in other countries; and what prisoners do for work when they're locked up, as well as how much they make doing it. Listen, laugh, learn and love it...and whatever other L words are good. Not the bad ones though. We're not losers. Honest.

There's a bucket full of madness and good discussion in this episode, folks! We shared some of our personal philosophies about staying motivated and inspired, and we also talked about the binge drinking and bar violence that goes on in Halifax. Then we covered a couple of stories about bullying, which led us to discuss the pros and cons of using violence as a detterent. There's lots more, too! Including a story about a drunk who drifted VERY far on a piece of wood in the water, and a story about a woman's ex-boyfriend who secretly lived in her attic for 2 weeks. Phew. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one to ever do that. Oh, and Dev has a super toilet. Listen close. You just might hear it.

On this week's thrilling episode of Background Noise: RIP to Michael Clarke Duncan; a small lesson about sugar and it's effects; Derrek is an uncle now (a talk about how awesome kids are and how they change you); a man who faked his death to his future wife in order to show her how special he is to her; stores with offensive names; Genghis Khan was a badass; the gun violence in Chicago is insane (the whole "Lupe Fiasco, Chief Keef, Jojo" thing and a talk about the effect of entertainment on people). Also, Nicolas Cage is ugly. Newsflash.

I knew you'd be back. Let me tantalize you. This week on the show we discussed twitter death rumors and how crushing it will be when people like Bill Cosby and Jackie Chan really die. In other crushing news, Luke saw a man pulling a boat get in an accident, and marijuana can pulverize your brain muscles. We decided to take a look at who had the top 10 highest IQs on earth, and what they did. Then we wrapped up the show with a hearty chat on masturbation habits in various seasons, a purple dildo gone rogue, and a brief recap of our live show from the Saturday night prior. Are you tantalized? I am. Let's hold hands.

Creep with me... to a world where in one corner stands a battle bot (perhaps piloted by Grant from MythBusters?), and in the other corner is a ferocious little baby. Could the baby bludgeon the bot to death with a coffee mug? Or would the robot legitimately rape the baby? We will use our brains to think about that, and while we do, we will learn about a rich old woman that used an apartment building as a secret storage for 100 year old heirlooms. We also discuss the "Press Freedom Index" to see which countries have the most freedom in their press, and which ones are more "North Koreasque". Listen in, or you could listen to the wind in the trees... Both are beautiful. *Kisses you gently on your forehead*

Comedian Merv Hartlen joined us for this episode. We had two "accidental shooting" stories, and in news that'll upset the creeps, eBay will no longer be selling "spells"...but "miracles" will still be allowed to go up for sale. Also, African Olympians are trying to stay in London, best friends are allowed to jerk off at each others' houses (common courtesy) and a recent study suggests that stressed out guys are more likely to hook-up with fatties. All this and more - only on Background Noise - uncensored talk radio!

We talked about ghosts and haunted houses on this week's show, so if you're that type of creep you won't wanna miss out! We also talked about a man who tucked his cock and balls out between the back of his legs, showed it to some cops and referred to it as the "Cyril Sneer" (as in the pink villain from the "The Raccoons"), and looked at a story about a DJ who "terrorized" the men in his city by breaking into their houses while they slept; not to steal anything, though - just to put his mouth all over their privates. We then went on to learn about a drug in Colombia that is basically a mind control device. The shit is CRAZY...AND scary when you think about how it might be used! So basically, if you like drugs, ghosts and sex, this is the episode for you! Pop some pills, pull out the Ouija Board, and get freaky with us! Oh man! YES! YESSS! You listening to Background Noise is making me SOOOO damn hot right now! DON'T STOP! YEAH! GHOSTS N DRUGS!