Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

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The Bastards, the robbers, and their hitchhiking friend Yorp are trapped in the Big Momma Fishing shop. Fortunately they’ve taken the shopkeeper hostage and discover a mysterious powder, which diffuses the situation. (Not.)

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

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Nobody likes shopping. But it’s worse when you’re in someone else’s body.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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There has never been a time that the Bastards needed to go shopping more than today.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The fight is over.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠

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When the going gets tough, the tough split the party. (…Right?)

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠

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The plan is working, and our crew is aboard the BioLife ship, where wave after wave of guards welcome them. It's the fastest slow going you could hope for, while Boris, Trevor, Dr. Ze, The Nine Blades and Vache fight to clear the halls, and our Cleo fights to stay alive. Every BioLife lackey between the rescue team and Cleo is a bag of extracted blood, a few million nanites, a last minute stalling tactic.

Regardless, our rescuers have boarded, and it's enough work to stay alive. There is no time to stop and consider the small pull at the edge of their minds... An eerie presence somewhere in the ship. There is something more dangerous than just soldiers here.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠

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The Caps, The remaining Bastards, and… Margo’s BioLife escapee friends, are teaming up to bring back Cleo.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠Jamie Nord⁠ and ⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠White Bat Audio⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠Realm⁠

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Cleo and Robin almost made it.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- ⁠⁠⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Whiskey

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After the battle at Garcia Station, many Synths accepted M8’s offer of Sanctuary.

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Whiskey

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