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It's PART ONE of the Reality Boys Bad Boy Blitz! This week's bad boys include Julia's duo of Uber drivers, Zoë's carrot pervert, Jon "Father of Eight" Gosselin,  Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Mama June's Exes: David Dunn, Michael Anthony Ford, Mark McDaniel, Geno Doak, and Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson.

CW: Sexual assault, child sexual assault

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This week's bad boys include nothing for Julia for once in her life, Zoë's dinosaur crush and Mr Steal Your Puss, Leonardo DiCaprio

This week's bad boys include Julia's face, Zoë's hand cramp and Mr. Smoke Those Meats Mark Zuckerberg.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s cat, again, the ice cream man, and Anti-Semite Grand Wizard Mel Gisbon. Zoë keeps trying to make Donkey Hole a thing.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s Genius Bar repair, Zoë’s DM slider, a moth, and Louis C.K.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s least favorite Monopoly commerical, Zoë’s house party quizzer, the Nordstrom email list, a Chopped Cheftestant, and Nintendo's own Soulja Boy.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s gnats, Zoë’s dentist again, and Mr. Not Defend Your Girl, Michael Avenatti.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s dental office jockey, Zoë’s nightmare dentist, the Dental Board of California, and Stoffel the Honey Badger.

This week’s bad boys include Julia’s cat’s Sunday Depression, Zoë’s sommelier disaster and the Rop-Star Kid Rock. Honorable Mentions: Tommy Lee Jones, Julia’s Boogers