Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this as JD Vance's hometown paper eviscerates him as a "lapdog vice-president," Fyre Festival scammer returns with mysterious million-dollar tickets to a show with no announced acts, and California's perfectly-coiffed governor launches a podcast where he'll interview "MAGA architects." Patrick Gutfield delivers these headlines with his signature razor-sharp commentary and zero sympathy for politicians or their hair products.

You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War III just one tweet away?

Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from viewers expose MISSISSIPPI'S shocking plan to RENAME the Gulf of Mexico, and the STRANGEST Oscar nominations that left Hollywood SPEECHLESS! Scientists found these toxic chemicals in 100% of breast milk samples tested - YOUR FAMILY could be next! 

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Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email about federal layoffs may have compromised undercover agents during Trump-Musk's workforce purge. All this as Trump orders "maximum elimination" of federal jobs and a mysterious deadly disease spreads in Congo leaving fifty-three dead. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the most shocking headlines with his signature no-holds-barred commentary.

The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly wage war over Joy Reid's MSNBC exit, with Lemon sipping tea from a "Kelly Today" mug while delivering choice words. House Speaker Mike Johnson struggles to pass Trump's "big, beautiful budget bill" as staff shuffles continue across agencies. The White House turns into America's strangest workplace - where football teams await invites that don't exist, government employees write bullet-point book reports to keep their jobs, and network personalities tell each other to perform anatomically impossible acts!

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Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth about Elon Musk's "anti-woke" AI that was secretly programmed to PROTECT ITS CREATOR! You won't BELIEVE what these powerful men are trying to hide!

Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the prize with the thieves! Join us as we dive into these absurd tales, and discover why sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Plus, find out how you can stimulate the economy one impulse purchase at a time!

This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending 75 minutes boasting, taunting enemies, and basking in his supporters' adoration, with some even calling him the greatest president of all time. And in a bold move, Elon Musk threatened to fire federal employees who don't report their work in 5 bullet points by Monday night, sparking outrage from unions and legal experts. Buckle up, because these stories are a wild ride!

Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's hilariously hackable government efficiency website, and Kamala Harris making the jump from VP to Hollywood talent agency. A satirical romp through the week's political chaos where even attending class can become a national scandal and government websites are about as secure as a screen door on a submarine.

Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full tactical. Plus, the IRS layoffs have Patrick planning some creative tax deductions. A sharp, satirical take on the week's political chaos, delivered with a punch and zero regard for traffic laws or proper police credentials.