Bill and Sam welcome Danielle Monaro and Jeff from IT to help battle out some of their wedding confusion! They figure the pros/cons to a first look vs meeting at the isle, figure out the dress code, and even reveal an embarrassing concern carried over from last episode....

Bill and Sam get into some of the harder marriage questions they've yet to discuss, and one of them is ABSOLUTELY more romanic than the other about it all. Plus, Bill logs back into his bumble account to rehash their first conversation ever! How the hell did this couple get here?!

Bill and Sam write vows for one another to read sight unseen, and he's ready to call off the wedding because of it! Plus they FINALLY have some invite tips, work out how they might include Savannah in the ceremony, and beef about whether or not Sam lost the pimple picking bet already!

It. Is. CRUNCH TIME!!!! Bill and Sam are less than 4 months away from getting married and this apathetic couple still has so much to do! As they inch closer, Sam basically fires Bill from his role in planning necessities because she just wants to sprint them to the finish line. Which frankly, sounds expensive. Basically, this entire episode is on big beef!!!!

Introducing the true star of the wedding ceremony, Officiant Baby Face Jake! He joins Bill and Sam to start discussing ceremony options, and it turns out he may be slightly less experienced than they originally thought. Oh dear.

$1,000 is on the table. If Sam can manage to make it to the wedding without picking at her skin ONCE, it's all hers. Otherwise the cash goes to Bill, and he's pretty sure it will be the easiest grand of his life! Plus they discuss having their brand new niece at the wedding, and somehow end up fighting about almost nothing at all.

Bill and Sam are now self-proclaimed travel experts! They came up with a list of resort Do's and Don't's after a few glorious nights in Sandals Royal Bahamian. Is it helpful? Probably not. But at least they returned with some interesting stories and a little bit of beef....

Bill and Sam sit down with their friend Laura, who is hence forth crowned the professional bachelorette bitch (compliment). She has some solid stories/advice, because not only is she attending Sam's, but she's been to over 15! 15!!! And has seen some SHIT!!!!

Bill and Sam have proposed to their friend Jake, and asked him to be their officiant! Which they were super stoked on until they realized, none of the couples he's married have made it. Yikes. PLUS, Sam has some strong feeling about the bridesmaid dress choosing world.

Diamond challenges Bill to trumpet along with her picks for our wedding playlist! If he wants to play with a live band on their big day, this son of a bitch better WURK!