BAM! Wedding Podcast

These disagreements are getting taxing. Bill and Sam take a "him or her" traditional bridal shower quiz, and disagree on a crap ton! Plus, Sam has an idea for her pending shower which is either absolutely brilliant, or completely evil. Jury's out....

Bill and Sam play this common "getting to know you game" to determine who knows the other better. Spoiler alert: outcome not great. Plus, this fancy couple went for their first facial, where Billy boy asked if he had to get naked. What the hell was he thinking?!

Bill and Sam recount their engagement party, and it turns into a giant passive aggressive clusterfuck. Plus Sam gives some "party decorating on a budget" tips, and has maybe HER MOST SATISFYING BEEF YET!

Friends, meet Jackeline, aka Dog Friendly Living, aka Savannah's trainer! She's here to save Bill and Sam's sex life from being slowly destroyed by their fur baby. Pet parents, get ready to take notes.

In preparation for a big day, Bill decided to bring in his trumpet and play for the first time in YEARS! HE STILL GOT IT! So while he's in a good mood, Sam tries to convince him they need a few nonconventional wedding additives.....

Sam reconnected with an ex boyfriend for an interview with njindy.com. and is trying to get a real gauge of how Bill feels about it......which may actually be worse by the end of the episode. Oops. ALSO, their dog Savannah is ruining sex.

Sam is drunk from a day-long binge, and felt the need to perform the entire Shrek musical montage. While tortured Bill is trying to wrangle her, he accidentally ends up making her cry, describing the song he wants their first dance to be to. Also they have a band.

Sam thinks all their money should be poured into improving the cocktail hour, which is arguably the MOST IMPORTANT part of a wedding! Meanwhile Bill shares DJ horror stories.....as well as the time he almost literally murdered one of Sam's best friends. For real though.

Bill and Sam start out a little more serious in this one, addressing the intense feels that go along with "long awaited" proposals from both points of view. And then they completely destroy that beautiful intimacy by fighting over men's wedding fashion, and toenail clippers.

Let's sit down with Andrew, the man who ACTUALLY proposed to Sam, and get his POV on the day! I mean, we already knew he was a huge part of the process, but this story is kind of ridiculous. Also Bill likes to baby talk his dog's poop. Apparently.